How far is it from the Earth to the sun?

10 CVS receipts.

Surprised they pee at all tbh. Peeing is gay. All that touchin’ d*ck.

Not washing hands after peeing is gay. Why horde your d*ck germs, son?

Shaking hands after peeling is gay. This hand held my d*ck, let’s hold hands.

Every family has its own way of living. Kids going to friends’ houses gives a different perspective. It’s normal (and healthy) to mess up until after you get familiar with them. 💕

Its takes all kinds (farts)

Blue Heron Farm, that is a McIntosh apple

“This team needs to score more points than the other team,” delivered with unshakable bravado 🙄

In addition to other comments please examine the circumstances that led you, a grown man (I’m assuming) to:
1) sh*t the pool

Good on you for trying. Makes for an interesting story. That means you are interesting. Keep going weirdo 😊

💖 Hope this Quokka brings ya
joy 🌿 Happy Everything 💚🤎

15 years ago one stung me, a beautiful black-blue one. Immediately I fell in love and have been ever sense. Dunno what happened or what she stung me with but 💕💕💕

Every word he utters now true gdi

Murica!

Worms?

The ultimate fighting is coming from inside the (white) house

Accurate cuz the ultimate fighting is coming from inside the (white)house

Don’t know that! Dear lord am I now learning from fesshole what to do not what not to?

The sooner you get treatment for your health issue the longer you can enjoy the cinematography

Oh thank heavens, I pictured toilet seats 😩😂

“acquired” 🤣

If a ship in a bottle is referred to as “she”, baby correct

If not, baby correct

Is that dirt his blood?

“I can read”

This incredibly beautiful image of everyday life. When you see something like this you just might appreciate being here a little more 💕

This beautiful, graceful, silly creature 💕 sound on the the full Squirrel experience

Better than I thought, that it was a poo. Now I can stop figuring how it got in the glass 😩

Yes as long as nobody looks at it or thinks about it
🥑👀

Looked you up. All you do is argue about veganism. There’s more to life. Blocked.

sigh

Absolutely stunning, with the light and shadows falling on them. An everyday scene that belongs on the wall of a top art gallery. Wonderful snapshot 💕

Self-sustaining? Hit jackpot with those goldfoshes!

Yes spellcheck I meant to type the actual real word “goldfosh”

Jeesus that’s f*ckin portal!