Trump: "More of this crap? Okay, I'll read one verse. That ought to hold the little bastards. What's the shortest one you got?"
Staffer in his ear: mutter mutter mutter
Trump: "Two words?? Nothing shorter?"
I'd read a limited series where the Wizard gives up villainy when a Premier League team offers him a six million pound contract as a midfielder.
The only thing I know for a certainty in this crazy world is that lucky love belongs in teenage heaven.
I'll be in line behind you!
There should be more cartoony action movies with completely berserk plots and filled with bright colors and distracting images.
It worked for Speed Racer (2008), Shoot 'Em Up (2007), Bullet Train, Minecraft, Scott Pilgrim... hmm maybe I just have a type
I guess the problem with being a faceless masked thug willing to beat and kidnap people of colour is that you're also pretty stupid - ya forgot to shut down the ACLU and Southern Poverty Law Center before you started your reign of terror.
The nazis or the Jacobins wouldn't have made that mistake.
It's weird to have a fascist police state where the victims still have the right to sue their oppressors.
Just keep voting Republican and their next President and Senate will tidy up those pesky civil rights so that only white male property owners can have them.
"Oh, well, you know, that just means he will be impossible to bribe!"
-- some ass-hat
Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas
Well, they weren't making any friends by emphasizing their public finance talking points.
Backwards social policy is the only thing left to try.
Damn! Lost again.
(I've been playing this variant of "The Game": whenever anyone uses the word 'nuance', you have to go watch the movie "Diner" again.)
Four panels from a comic book: comic book hero Wolverine fights his arch-nemesis Kang The Conqueror!
Comics are good.
Life is actually the 1993 SNES video game "Syndicate".
- There are rumours that it runs on a computer.
- Your perspective makes it hard to be in control.
- It's short, dark, confusing and full of guns and taxes.
- Yet some people are really good at it and have a lot of fun.
I envy those people.
I just don't understand how we've managed to get ourselves into a place where having a home - something I would have as a child seen as a baseline - is felt as an enormous position of privilege, something you spend half your life working for and still can only achieve with help or luck.
The Japanese economy is firmly in the grip (claws?) of Big Costume.
So it's piano wire? I always thought it was handcuffs. But no, your idea makes more sense.
Chapman's ice cream sandwiches from Canada.
The best frozen snack around - but ONLY in the superior Neapolitan version.
Ohh, this side hustle is wearing me out.
I thought people would pay a lot for me to do their dirty deeds, but no, that's not the case.
All I can think of is that there is someone out there charging a lot less.
OPEN CABINET
We don't have jackdaws in my country, which is a shame. I think they would love my big sphinx of quartz.
I read a story called "Mr. Flood's Party" from 1945, and the author J. Mitchell includes a character (Mr. Cusack) and specifically notes how listening to talk radio all night changed his outlook and personality for the worse.
Modern TV and internet must make for far stronger brainwashing.
-We Never Clothes
-The Glitterati
-Corset Does
-Ruby & Diamond (two of the core characters' names)
Screenshot of a post from Donald Trump: A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!
The President of the United States is openly threatening to commit genocide against 90 million people.
Prime Minister Carney: if there was ever a moment to denounce this illegal war, withdraw your support, and call for accountability for war crimes—it’s now.
Unpopular opinion: my favourite Turtle is Leonardo.
Also the coveted Silver Sow!
The richest 0.1 percent of the global population are hiding nearly $3 trillion in offshore accounts to evade taxes — more than the wealth held by the entire bottom half of humanity.
It would take about $93 billion per year to eradicate extreme hunger by 2030.
Taxing the rich is a global necessity.
As dramatic as this cover looks now, you wouldn't believe how it affected us 40 years ago on the newsstand next to a JLA cover of a stiff bunch of floating guys with capes on a yellow background.
I remember buying this entire arc while wishing they hadn't used my least fave villain in it, Vermin.
Na na na na na na bat dog
