The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social

I installed bidet a few months ago and it's probably been one of my worst decisions because now I hate going when im not home. Like you want me to shove what in my where now after I've just did a what. Filthy

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

No and it should continue to not be

Kids are great you should have them you can trust my input as a 30 year old who just married his 18 year old girlfriend of 7 years

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

That storm rolled right past us um jealous

Don't put so much pressure on Crebecca she's been through a lot recently

A pen drawing of a living room with a sofa a lampshade and a coffee table. A cat sleeps on the sofa. There's a window showing that it's either night time or maybe in space

I like doodling with a pen UwU

They only care when leopards start eating their faces, they voted for the leopards because they wanted them to eat the faces of minorities.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Everytime I go to the bank they go "wow you are so good at having a bank account we want to give you the ability to have a more powerful bank account" NO! I want a weak pathetic bank account that doesn't let me do anything

I know its not meant this way but for some of them it feels like ditto is mocking the way they talk.

Alex says to herself "since the gay hockey show, I've been seeing the whole world as gay guys." She see salt and pepper shakers. She imagines them as gay guys. She sees a knife and fork. She imagines them as gay guys. She sees some gay guys. She imagines them as gay guys.

Also like... Hasan isnt white so you know, can tell what they are doing

Right yeah the twitch streamer is a threat not the president threatening actual nuclear war

Weren't people years ago mad at him for like, buying a house?

The universe is so fast and beautiful and here I am eating eggs for breakfast. Really makes you think

Hell

SwampCollege - Twitch Today's Class: Fencing

finally not sick and also have easter plans tomorrow so we are bashing our heads against the same boss over and over again in silksong today www.twitch.tv/swampcollege

I don't know about you, but it feels like AI proponents are getting off lightly with the level of scorn directed at them, all things considered. They've earned so much worse. Frankly, I'd like to see Sam Altman criminally liable for the deaths his chatbots caused. As a start.

April fools

TikTok seems like a bad website imo

I feel like I need to clarify in case anyone doesn't know but im gay and women are icky

I have access to your phone camera and am looking at you right now and I dont like what im seeing (naked woman)

The president is a rapist pedophile

Big liberal rally happens? Good excuse to punch left. Streamer is popular? Time to punch left. Antisemitism on the rise on the right? Country completely run by rightwing fascists? You better know what it is baby.

Nah I’d rather they tell me so I know to avoid them going forward. I’d rather know who the allies who can actually stand in solidarity with me are and who can’t even give up a slop tv show meant to regurgitate stuff we saw as kids.

New avatar transformation?