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Posts by Owen Ellickson

#TheEnglishmanWhoWentUpAHillButCameDownAMountainSoWhite

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

70 total games would be preferable, but they won't cut games and never will. this lessens the load on each guy and at least starts to re-establish credibility with paying customers. it's not perfect but you can't tell me it wouldn't be better

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

NBA fix: sched stays at 82 but each individual player can only play in 70 of them. teams announce before the season which games they're planning on sitting their stars in (all home games); if ticket prices sink, they sink, we're honest brokers now. 55-game minimum for All-NBA/awards. mandated rest!

2 months ago 8 0 1 0

somewhere deep -- down below where I let people see -- I miss the Acrostic

2 months ago 6 0 1 0

Seth Partnow EXONERATED, buy/read The Midrange Theory

3 months ago 13 1 1 0

my GUY

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

if Jimmy Butler took an extra five shots a game and made two of them, it would hurt his team, and everyone would bark like seals and vote him into the All-Star Game. a historic winner that nobody notices. his teams should've been DYING to give him those maxes he's had to scrap for. shame on everyone

3 months ago 5 0 0 0

GSW is 22-15 with Jimmy, 1-4 without... they're 10.5 pts/100 better when he plays. the least charitable value metric rates him as the 12th-best player so far.

and nobody cares, because he averages 20 ppg. not even the savviest pundits appreciate flashless mistakes-free basketball. Kobeing > winning

3 months ago 17 0 2 0
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when you're a boy you think Kermit deserves better, when you become a man you realize Piggy deserves better

3 months ago 32 2 0 0
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"Jimmy Butler isn't cutting it for the Warriors... the non-Steph minutes are a disaster"

smart people just making shit up, you mfs are gonna make me come out of retirement

3 months ago 26 0 2 0

really recommend seeing Weapons w/ my mom

8 months ago 31 1 4 0

I am 47 today... per tradition I will now clown people I outlived this year
ALBERT CAMUS can SUCK it
JFK can SUCK it
HP LOVECRAFT can SUCK it
KOKO THE GORILLA can SUCK it
GORDIAN II can SUCK it
PIERRE CURIE can SUCK it
and ANDRE THE GIANT (teary, deep sighs, finally)... you can SUCK it

9 months ago 60 1 2 0

new Slick Rick album where he bemoans the plight of landlords? you drive a hard bargain, Satan

10 months ago 4 0 0 0
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11 months ago 16 0 3 1

career playoff scoring avgs
18.3 - Scotty Pippen Jr
17.5 - Scottie Pippen

11 months ago 7 0 0 0

one time codes be like "844520"

1 year ago 62 4 0 1

new Pixar fake. none of that shit’s true

2 years ago 9 0 1 0