Ok ok, I'll tell you all my secret...

My jaw is double-jointed so I can unhinge it like a snake 🐍

a cartoon smiley face is crying with a tear coming out of it 's eye . Alt: a cartoon smiley face is crying with a tear coming out of it 's eye .

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Call me yeast the way I wanna be bred

a girl in a school uniform is eating a piece of cake from a cup . Alt: Anime schoolgirl holding a teacup shaking nervously

I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry

Why, I never!

Unpopular opinion, but I think people should just be nice to eachother.

I apologize. I will be releasing an updated schedule for this week tomorrow and I plan on doing an entire week of ASMR once this is resolved to make up for it.

The good news is that this is easily replaceable. The bad news is that my paycheck was short this week and I don't get paid again until the 20th, so I will be unable to do anything about it anytime soon.

UPDATE ABOUT THIS WEEK'S STREAM SCHEDULE

Sadly, I will have to postpone ASMR streams until further notice. When setting up the stream tonight I couldn't hear anything from the right ear of my 3Dio. After some testing my current theory is that my right audio channel on my audio interface is busted.

⁌--------------------﴾ Stream Schedule ﴿--------------------⁍ April 5 - 11 Sunday ► No Stream Monday ► ASMR @ 11pm Tuesday ► Dead Space @ 11pm Wednesday ► Fallout 4 @ 9pm Thursday ► ASMR @ 11pm Friday ► Valheim @ 11pm Saturday ► @ No Stream *All times are in EDT

⁌--------------------﴾ Stream Schedule ﴿--------------------⁍
April 5 - 11

Sunday ► No Stream
Monday ► ASMR @ 11pm
Tuesday ► Dead Space @ 11pm
Wednesday ► Fallout 4 @ 9pm
Thursday ► ASMR @ 11pm
Friday ► Valheim @ 11pm
Saturday ► @ No Stream

*All times are in EDT

It's not a gender bender manga if you just gender swapped the mc at the beginning then NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN!!! Just start out with the mc as that gender if it's not going to affect the story, jfc...

A 2 panel comic. 1. A girl is lying back while holding a cat on her lap. Speech bubble says, "Stinkt! Stinky, stinky boy!" 2. A closeup of the cat's face as it trembles and tears up with snot dripping from its nose. Speech bubble says, "Why are you so FAT and STINKY?" The girl is labeled "Me" and the cat is labeled "Chat" (this is an edit I made for the memes, not part of the original image.)

Art by Nhim_Art

A screen cut diagonally roughly down the middle by a gold bar. On the right is a series of metal plates with placeholder text on them as well as a gold plate indicating a weekday. This is the template for a weekly streaming schedule. On the left is a cloudy, blue sky background with Yami in the foreground adorned in sci-fi military gear and holding a rifle.

3. I now have a schedule template! I'll post schedules on Fridays that dictate the plan for the upcoming week! I hope to be more consistent and regular in my streaming from here on!

2. Once she is feeling a bit better, we plan on having a Cards Against Humanity stream with Akemi, Newt, and Rumi with Shadow-momma as a special guest!

# Salvette, mortallium!

Couple updates:

1. Shadow-momma is having surgery on her foot again tomorrow morning, so there will be a few weeks where I may need to dip out of streams in the middle if she needs anything. I'll let you all know when mom is out of surgery and how it went.

A spreadsheet document being edited to work as a weekly schedule template. Each row uses a different colored background, which just so happens to come together to resemble the German flag.

Making a schedule template and thought I recognized something...

Oh yeah, that's THE FUCKING FLAG OF GERMANY LMAOOOOOOOO

Cute doggo, would pat, 1000000/10

Heartbreaking:

Local girl needs to get ready for work but her bra is cold and she no wanna :(

Yes, and it's my trans agenda to spread it~

A vial of estradiol valerate

A big, scary needle that is definitely super giant and not at all the size of a mechanical pencil, no sir!

I was big brave gorl today and gave myself scary shot (ouchies)

I request headpats as reward
(˶˃ ˂˶)

jerry from the cartoon tom and jerry is standing on a concrete floor . Alt: jerry from the cartoon tom and jerry is standing on a concrete floor .

Jerry Chen is Jerry from Tom&Jerry confirmed??

Me: I'm 24, I'm not saying "ahh" when I mean "ass".

Thicc goth dommy mommy: *Glances in my general direction*

Me: m Ow●>m
m >w<>m
m O3●>m

C'mon, he's gotta be next at this point...

a cartoon of a maid with horns is making a funny face Alt: Tohru from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid shrugging and smirking sassily

No clue what you're talking about~

A screenshot from Steam's front page showing Rust. Red arrows with a green glow direct your attention to the encircled price of the game which is $19.99 USD, half off from $39.99. Also, a game called "Femboy & Futa House!" is at the top of the screen, but that's not important right now...

Yooooo!!! Rust is half off on Steam, y'all!!!

You're telling me butter milked this ranch?

a girl with red hair and horns is wearing a blue and white uniform . Alt: Anime girl shivering in fear

Homophobes when I pull up:

An image of round, gold framed glasses posted with the caption, "slut". That post was then reposted with the caption, "girls who wear these either don't know what sex is or would literally crawl naked across broken glass to smell someone's dick through their underwear"

Yami; who is wearing round, gold framed glasses.

My irl round, gold framed glasses that I wear every day.

Listen...

It's fucking SNOWING

IT IS MOTHERFUCKING MARCH FOR CHRISTSAKES

QUIT IT

STOP

KNOCK IT OFF

Dear algorithm,

I appreciate the thought, but your tampon ads are wasted on me.