Earth Day is every day, dumbass.

I was in the car for about the first 5 minutes & it was the same old generic talking points. Nothing new, nothing to learn. And also what you said, it’ll be dissected all to hell on my favorite radio station soon.

Did you learn anything new?

Ooooooh yes yes yes, I did forget about that connection 🐽

I need to learn me some China. Clearly.

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I did not know that! Cowboys seem to love putting on a show any time they can (pre-training camp presser?), so I just assumed they were at it again.

*equally

A screenshot from the push notifications on my phone. It’s from WFAA (DFW news station) and says, “Presidential pick? Former President Bill Clinton just made an appearance at Jerry Jones’ pre-draft presser conference. Watch live here.” With a helpful pic of what an old decrepit out of touch NFL team owner may look like.

Why is Bill Clinton at the Cowboys pre-draft presser?
Why would any of us care about his football takes?
Why would WFAA make this a push notification?
Why are the Cowboys having a pre-draft presser?

Pfft I wish

Not if it’s in a milkshake!

437

Very impressive!! 😂

It was about a hush puppy!

Is that better or worse, I can’t tell

NOW HANG ON A MINUTE

So is there like a half-blown Chinese? How does this work?

No, just two white men with opposite personalities who have been friends since junior high.

As opposed to what?

They’ve got a bit of a yin/yang thing going on. It’s great for my entertainment purposes.

I wish

Reminds me of a conversation I heard between 2 of my coworkers. They were talking about their weekend plans & one said he was driving to Oklahoma.

“It’s supposed to rain, though.”
“My truck is waterproof.”

No flinch. No smile. No inflection. Just a statement. And you know what, it is a Dodge Ram.

Texas rain ready dodge ad.

Our trucks can get wet. Dodge Ram.

The Travelling Whaleburys?

That’s true, I would get a good laugh out of that

That’s a…. Nice peninsula you’ve got there…

How do you fail maps?

"Hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

That’s not the exception.

I’m not trying to dunk on anyone here, but I actually have a degree in this. This isn’t just how I feel, this is proven over & over every time.

Omg he could join our group!!

I also love map!

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