Earth Patchnotes for version 2025.4.20
- Improved the resolution of Cthulhu's texture
- Nevermind there is no longer a second Pluto
- Nerfed the radius of antimatter bombs
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Earth Patchnotes for version 2025.4.18
- Penguins are no longer hostile towards the statue of liberty
- The statue of liberty is no longer hostile towards penguins
Earth Patchnotes for version 2025.4.16
- Fixed a bug where a certain combination of cake toppings allowed for godmode access (left over from testing)
- Updated Bigfoot's pathfinding
- Oh god is that a second Pluto
Earth Patchnotes for version 2025.4.12
- Made the sewer monsters in north Washington slightly less aggressive
- Altered the dementia shaders, people who already have them applied will retain the old version
- Reorganized the settings menu
- April Fools has been moved to March 32nd
Earth Patchnotes for version 2025.4.11
- Removed some outdated discount codes
- Wood is now more wooden
- Stone is now less wooden
- Added a reward for finding out what the fox says
Earth Patchnotes for version 2025.4.10
- Players with over 13 years of playtime will now be able to complete short questionnaires for possible changes in the future
- Fixed some visual glitches which caused certain colors to be brighter
- Finally recovered this account from the depths of the void
Earth Patchnotes for Version 2024.12.4
- Fixed some advent calendar rewards being only chocolate
- The defrosting has begun
- Run
Earth Patchnotes for Version 2024.11.30
- Fixed the side effects caused by increasing the London city's foggyness.
- Made further changes to the way snow disappears
- Fixed some edge cases in which Z-fighting could occur regarding the recent snow reworks
- There is now a golden bean, somewhere.
Earth Patchnotes for Version 2024.11.28
- Remembered the password for this account
- Increased the chance of the London city's weather being foggy by around 20%
- As a side effect, fog may now appear more frequently in other areas as well
- Modified the way snow disappears to improve performance
Earth Patchnotes for Version 2024.11.15
- Revamped ππ΅π² π³πΌπ΄ to correctly obscure unloaded chunks (experimental, might be reverted later)
- Remembered to correctly enable the "Beaver Moon" event so the moon is actually brighter than usual instead of being capped by the regular max brightness.
Earth Patchnotes for Version 2024.11.14
- Increased message moderation in some regions
- Removed a few "dead" volcanic islands
- Rebalanced the light emitted by Christmas lights
Earth Patchnotes for Version 2024.11.13
- Increased the chance of a store selling Christmas decorations early
- Revamped some buildings to use higher quality textures
- Fixed a bug where snow would accumulate despite the presence of a light source