Girls weekend

There’s a guy who rates diners on tiktok and unfortunately I need to bear his children

Honey I’m home

When she takes the mask off

Me and my shoes

Working on it

Last night was a Conclave

A modern day remake of the wizard of oz where Dorothy gets the last pair of ruby slippers in the ssense sale

Wicked is a prequel to the Wizard of Oz but the Wizard of Oz is a prequel to Twister(s)

I bet getting stuffed feels good as fuck for a scarecrow

They should have beaten Taylor to death with hammers

And depending on the season

I still don’t believe Wicked is real. I’m convinced the trailers will end and just as the universal logo appears the theater will explode.

Gilmore Girls characters I would push into a volcano

We need circles

The culture is being preserved on BlueSky. HISTORY is being preserved on BlueSky.

I’m an innovator

This is how I feel when I put makeup on

Resign ugly @elonmusk

Vape gave me brain freeze that’s fine right

The four sexiest words an email can say: “your package has shipped”

Friday nights are when I wash my hair and play bayonetta until my thumbs are sore

Dumb bitch link up who should I be following on here

Found an amazing vintage Prada patent leather hobo bag I feel god on the real real tonight

Haven’t seen any swifties yet so far so good

Thank you watchful entity

I feel like a mysterious transfer student who started halfway through the semester. I am Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

No one here knows I was assigned male at birth

I’m going to be the first woman to get canceled on bluesky

No one has told me to kill myself yet does this thing even work?