Men used to go to war & now they pregame for The Marias

Grinder is for getting it on. But in these ads, this lady is in the cold with her baby trying to get 50 coins so she can fix the window and get a fireplace.

If I say you do you and catch you doing actually you ima fuck you up

Healing isn’t enough I need my memory erased

DL with 300 of my mutuals? Yeah, okay sure…..

I’m working late cause I’m a dumb bitch that said yes

If I say you do you and catch you doing actually you ima fuck you up

Aww that dick looks lonely let me fix that

Bring back men that yearn for a partner. I want a love letter sealed with wax.

Platinum Face Card

Luv trauma dumping and then shaking my ass on the dance floor

I found the bitch and I’m mad because you chose an umpa lumpa big nose bitch over a platinum face card body shaped like a coke bottle

He says I can’t take a joke, but I took him

On the bright side I still have a fat ass

[Crying] I wanna be rich

just randomly swiped up on his birthday post after ghosting him for no rzn 3 months ago #bottominastraightmaledominatedfeilds

Remember what Santa said he said be a ho ho ho so what are you waiting for, go go go

You just gotta say AYYYEEE after everything to stay happy

What am I sad for I have a tiny waist and a bang able face card

Beer before liquor never sicker liquor before beer in the clear

Saturday nights are for ass shaking

Catching feelings and falling in love should be on a thousand ways to die

Hate when men ask me what I’m doing like baby I’m in these streets serving cunt wtf are you doing bitch??

Just ordered a clocky tea hold the boots with 3 pumps of fierce in a diva cup

Santa’s favorite hoe

My Christmas theme this year is a sweet Christmas like my ass

I texted him 9 mins ago
He posted a selfie 5 mins ago.
9 - 5 = 4 the streets

Oh I leave quite an impression fat ass to be exact

He asked me if I had plans tonight how do I tell him I don’t fucking like him

May all the food you eat on thanksgiving go straight to your ass and not your back. Amen.