DADLEY CLUTCHMAN

Vrabel gets his papers mixed up and the Pats draft “Dianna please, i swear this time I’m going to leave her.”

I’d like to see Baz use the cutter more as both a first pitch and a 2-strike pitch instead of mostly as a behind in the count. His fastball command is such that there’s no reason for him to not throw more first pitch cutters, CBs, and even CH, and the cutter is less of a meatball when he misses.

114.2 EV 👀👀

Coby Mayo just hit that ball to the fucking moon

Bruh they are actively TRYING to weaken the US, our military, and our international relationships. They’re trying to make us collapse into corporate owned feudal territories and they really want it to happen before the next election.

I’ve seen multiple people saying bench Gunnar and I’m sorry but that’s just the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. The ONLY thing u “bench” a stud player for is attitude/effort related issues. You do not bench a stud player for performance. Shit happens, it’s baseball. Wash it and move on.

Watching this on just the right amount of the right mushrooms would be phenomenal

Gee i can’t believe a podcast bro with no qualifications isn’t a good FBI Director

The French would’ve had the guillotines lined up and sharpened years if not decades ago

People don’t understand that the purpose of the current administration is to cause the US govt to fail specifically to usher in that feudalism as soon as possible.

I doused myself in beef drippings and walked into the leopard enclosure. Then they ate me.

Feels like there should’ve been quotation marks around “accidentally”

If those who would deactivate it are trump stooges then our nuclear arsenal would absolutely still be active and under his control. Guardrails only work when the people responsible for them aren’t on the take. How many people can u rely on to show up if he says he’ll nuke whoever gets out of line?

Jim Jones’s approval rating among his cult members was 100% even as they were passing out the Flavor Aid

1-0 count to one of the hottest hitters in baseball and there’s a base open and two outs, so why tf would you throw him a FB there?!? I’ll take it but that’s phenomenally bad situational sequencing.

Some of y’all need to be reminded that every GM, manager, and coach in baseball knows the game more than you do.

The odds of that shot perfectly clipping his ear in such a way that caused it to bleed with zero cartilage damage are lower than the odds of bad people faking an assassination attempt for political gain. You’re trying to come across as intellectually superior but you really just look like a bot.

I mean i think leaking team info to a reporter bc you’re plowing her on the side is a worse look than getting a scoop from a subject you’re bangin on the side. She got stuff to help her job out of this. He was just playin fast and loose with team info bc he wanted to get some side ass.

He should be 2 years into learning how to play CF

Putin, Trump, and Netanyahu would all sooner nuke the planet beyond inhabitability than accept consequences. Don’t be shocked when Trump escapes to Russia with the nuclear football after the axis of evil nukes Kyiv, tehran, and LA. They’ll use the threat of further nukes to rule from afar.

Games will continue to be added until morale improves

Couldn’t they have made some extra money by just adding two more byes so they could sell 2 more weeks of prime time games? Play 16 games and give everyone 3 byes across 19 weeks to keep players healthy.

Shoutout to previous generations for falling for the anti public healthcare propaganda and constantly voting to make things worse for the middle and lower class

In this white man’s world I’m similar (pretty sure he says “simular”) to a squirrel
Lookin for a slut with a nice but to get a nut

But the leopards weren’t supposed to eat MY face

Even that pitch to Manzardo 97 and 3inches inside, the fact that he got to it and fought it off for a bloop into right is a textbook example of why it’s important to remember that the other guys are trying, too.

It lowkey looked like he decided he was about to throw a HR pitch, changed his mind on the sequence mid-delivery, and chose to live to fight another AB.

Other than leaving a heater middle-middle to a future HOFer, Baz has been pretty filthy tonight. That 3rd run was bad luck on a GB that was almost not even a hit and ended up as double after it got away from Jackson. So far this is the best Baz has looked in 2026.

Well yeah but he has to get the bunker done before the midterms