We saw the preview in the theater and my wife and I looked at each other and said “ewwww”.

AOC is all sensible Americans right now, Americans who have completely lost patience with the wildly incompetent, lying loons currently running things who undermine our sanity, wealth, and wellbeing.

War department. War fighters. Yet Iran is not a war. Make it makes sense. Oh yeah and no vaccines…How dumb are these people?

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

MAGAs lie when they claim they just want "legal immigration." No—they want to ban all non-white immigration. Trump is planning to force Afghans who risked their lives to aid US forces against the Taliban to either live under the Taliban where they'll be executed, or go to the Congo. Beyond absurd.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

‘Murica has always been infatuated with the Taliban

I think so. And some teachers don’t really enforce the rule on the books.

Robert Feenstra repeatedly calls him an extreme liberal. I rebut it every time he posts on Facebook.

Just to show you how ridiculous I think our state law is on cell phones in school…I text my son asking for fantasy baseball advice and he answers me in a half hour.

Screenshot of a Substack note by account 'JoJoFromJerz' that says: 'In a sane administration, the FBI Director doesn’t go on the morning news to prove he’s not a drunk, the Defense Secretary doesn’t quote Tarantino to prove he’s a man of God, and the President doesn’t take multiple cognitive exams to prove he’s not insane.'

None of this is normal.

Fantabulous

I pretty much refuse to do this challenge every year.

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Great, but maybe don’t start with Charlie Kirk.

Josh hear me out: how about we make peace with Iran by selling them weapons? Maybe we could use the proceeds to topple another regime in Latin America? Perhaps Nicaragua? Has anyone ever tried that? Oh, and their president is the same guy who led them in the 1980s.

Woot!

There’s nothing much better than when a rookie pitches well in his first game and the entire family is there cheering him on. #brewers

What hateful humans.

This reminds me: I haven’t heard that “Beef. It’s what’s for dinner” commercial in a long time.

Whole lot of people are very upset that I think I should be able to afford beef. Beef, I am told, is a special treat and/or bad.

Beef did not used to be a special treat. It's one of many examples I could pull out of things that were within reach for most people and now aren't

I hate fans booing, unless it’s Manny Machado

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas blasts progressivism as threat to America He said that the values enshrined in the 1776 Declaration of Independence have “fallen out of favor” among Americans.

Genuinely funny that Sonia Sotomayor issued a public apology today for her mild criticism of a conservative colleague on a specific, substantive issue, and then a few hours later Clarence Thomas picked up a mic and was like ALL LIBERALS ARE AMERICA-HATING COWARDS

(Musk. Not Toby)

Adventures in missing the point.

this is an overtly fascist narrative - even the misreading of myth & literature is on brand

It’s pretty noisy out there right now. #iawx

Because of course he did

Remember when we could just mail them in for free?

I’d rather hear nails on a chalk board than that man speak.