((ok
so
I dunno who here cares abt this
but I've been informed earlier about a new website that's literally just Chittr from Hiveswap
it's super active n rp focused
here's a lil link for anyone interested B]
chittr.ing

c< 2 all tHe juNes aNd jOHNs, Happy wriggliN day >c

c< iM NOt dead, dONt wOrry, just beeN busy slayiN My spire... 2 >c

with the bright orange liquid]

c< aNd NOw its fiNally ready 4 everyONe 2 driNK witHOut... extreMely paiNful side effects, aNd slasH Or deatH, tHat was a cOMMON prObleM iN tHe past, but its fixed NOw... >c

[You set the bottle down on the counter, smiling gently]

c< aNy questiONs? >c

c< i MeaN, tHat very MucH depeNds ON wHat yOu MeaN by 'wOrKs'? >c

[You hold out the bottle, swirling it around]

c< its effectively sOup, iN terMs Of NutritiONal value aNd taste, but its alsO alcOHOl, tHe NaMe cOMes frOM a frieNd Of MiNe, wHO started develOpiNg it ages agO >c

[You flourish- +

[You break the bat in half]

c< faKe HOrNs, just for safety saKe >c

[You pull out some gloves, face paint and an old baseball bat, colored like your horns]

c< Here, iM glad i carry all tHis arOuNd >c

[You search through your cards]

c< lets HOpe ive gOt sOmetHiN 4 tHis sOMewHere iN Here >c

c< gOiN 2 sleep, sOMeONe waKe Me iN aN HOur 2 get tHe brOwNies >c

c< ??? tHe feed is fucKeN... pHilO-gOdaMN-sOpHical 2NigHt >c

((ive seen the word dorito so much today it doesnt look real

[You throw a singular Doritos brand Dorito at them]

c< well, iN less sHit terMs, ive decided 2 MaKe brOwNies, wHO waNts eM >c

c< MOre clOwNs, MOre tiMe bullsHit... caNt wait 2 see wHat else tHe NigHt briNgs >c

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c< eH, quOtiN a frieNd, always dOiN Majestic fucKiN pirOuettes Off tHe MetapHOrical Handle >c

c< ...ive beeN arOuNd 2 MaNy striders... >c

c< 2 HOt 2 HaNdle, HuH? just flyiN rigHt Off tHat MOtHerfucKiN HaNdle, liKe a MOtHerfucKer gOiN Off tHe daMN cHaiN >c

c< ... >c

[You flinch, and 2x FACEPALM COMBO]

c< we... are... sO iNcredibly ObliviOus... >c

[You drag your hands down your face]

c< stars fucKiNg daMN it >c

c< viva la revOlutiON, assHOles >c

c< daMN tHe suN sucKs >c

[You nod, and fill a bottle with the bright orange brew, passing it over to the lusus, along with some nuts and berries for the road]

c< Here yOu are! MaKe sure tHis gets wHere it Needs 2 gO, aNd i HOpe wHOMever yOur cHarge is, eNjOys it >c

c< wHat if... explOsives! >c

c< ...yeaH, tHats basically HOw tHat bOOK weNt >c

c< i MeaN.... lets gO Over tHe cHecKlist >c

[You pull a paper list from your pocket]

c< weapON, eye prOtectiON, Half deceNt bOdy arMOr, raid Music, bullsHit HitbOxes? are yOu HurtiN? tHirsty? HuNgry? >c

c< HOpefully sO >c

[You put your hair up in a ponytail, and roll your shoulders]

c< cOMiN up ON it Here sOON >c

c< layiN iN bed, eatiN pOtatOes, caNt be fucKed 2 MOve rN >c