Ralph Fiennes on the cover of Vanity Fair in 1995 looking like a shirtless twink who just rode a motorcycle in Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (hair is insane).

Struggling to “find the joy” today, then I saw this.

Absolutely shocked that the folks who call everyone a groomer are nominating a pedophile to be the attorney general.

i’m a slave to the slime

all dan, no zig

wolverine could heal professor x of his paralysis if he pissed all over his legs

scientists have discovered ice outside

Doomsday peppers

learning to read braille with my dick

Alec Baldwin Is Charged, Again, With Involuntary Manslaughter A grand jury in New Mexico indicted the actor in the shooting death of the cinematographer on the film “Rust,” months after the original case against him was dismissed.

If I accidentally killed someone on a Western movie set I'd lean into it.
www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/a...

Thinking bout this a lot lately.

what’s up

i wish i could make more noise

i pray for god to stop me

i pray your endeavor is fruitful

i’m probably the brown one

General Mille FRANKEN BERRY STRAWBERRY FLAVOURED CEREAL WITH MONSTER MARSHMALLOWS

Halloween Eve breakfast

i was just talking to the neighborhood cats and they said nice things about you

my brain is a bastard

Hey, y’all! I’m giving away digital copies of my book Crimson 37 today.

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A little ReTweet would really help too. ❤️

looking into the maw of some earthly hell what’s up with you

bring back treating graveyards like parks

i’m aight, could be better but could be much much worse

uhhhhhh howzitgoin

reaching for everything that’s left

releasing pheromones for my crush i hope she doesn’t puke

kill all the druids

When you eat dirt mud god is pleased

i wish i had dumbass chameleon eyes