This quote is genuinely hilarious and says all you need to know about NHL coverage.

Even Tupac didn’t get bodied that hard in a drive-by

That was a fun three or so years it was fun to follow the Leafs followed by about six years of existential dread. Sadly it appears normal service has resumed.

Have they considered hiring someone who actually knows how to fucking coach?

Mar-a-Lago Prison and charge Trump per prisoner

At this point Kash Patel is so recklessly incompetent and has made enough friends in hockey on his world’s saddest Make-A-Wish tour, that as long as he doesn’t end up in prison Bettman will probably give him a job at Department of Player Safety

Matser Plan is pretty good

The Leafs hiring Greg Campbell and then not getting any calls because the NHL is suddenly worried about the appearance of favouritism is such a stupidly plausible scenario

Sadly an infinitely renewable resource

Anecdotal and all but I got a COVID and flu shot in the fall and managed to avoid being sick all winter. Definitely think I’ll be getting it again going forward

The line is the dogs with the bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you

Facts don’t care about my feelings

If social media existed in the 1500s I’m like 98% sure this is what living through Henry VIII must have been like

The reason is that the 25th Amendment provides a legitimate method to disqualify someone from the presidency.

The disqualifying method if you are just an asshole is supposed to be an election but America whiffed on that one.

Doug Ford still wouldn’t pass high school

Are Leafs fans gonna remember him like we remember Sundin or like we remember Gilmour?

If he’s not willing to play ball considering he spent the last 2 years of that prime playing hurt and being a luxury Anze Kopitar instead of a player in the conversation for best in the world then just give the C back to JT and ask him who he would like to steal money from next.

Any tank plan involves trying to get a player that’s remotely close to as good as Matthews and Nylander are and you have those guys now.

The 2010 build of the Leafs showed that you can build a pretty good team but without a superstar and/or goaltending you’re fucked.

But with one of two picks in 27 & 28 you have more flexibility to choose a path than if you pick this summer

I think it goes without saying he’s signing off on this plan ahead of time in which case you’re probably extending him in July 2027.

The other options of trying to sell at his lowest value with no leverage or convince a new GM to rebuild on the fly are suicide missions.

Boston’s done it twice since the Leafs started rebuilding a decade ago. You keep your three or four key pieces, everything else is for sale.

Which probably should have always been the plan but they got so bad so fast post Olympics.

If they give Boston their 1st year they have the ability to ship out a lot of unneeded pieces to mini-tank in 2027.

Then either fold the Wizards or Wizards fans need to revolt until ownership commits to putting together a better product.

Every time he says “AI” replace it with “brain slugs” and this is now an episode of Futurama

This is literally the “we saved your ass in WW2” “we saved YOUR ass in WW3” bit from The Simpsons like 30 years ago

During our peak Hater phase

It’s kind of insane the North American pro sports don’t do this.

WWE has almost its entire archive on Netflix.

You can pay $3 a month and watch every F1 race in existence.

I can go watch replays of Premier League games on their website.

But if TSN aired something 9 days ago it’s gone forever.

It’s irrelevant to most people who would only watch sporting events live and I’m firmly aware I’m in the sicko category on this subject

If a network holds a sport’s broadcast rights but doesn’t have a way for you to watch games on-demand, they shouldn’t be able to get a video taken down from YouTube or any other site.