It’s funny that somehow this ended up very quickly becoming one of my favorite things I’ve ever done. Maybe I need to treat him more often.

Update: must remember the feeling of viciously needing to step on someone with these things, hard

I’m wearing my cool boots tonight. The ones that make me feel like I could step on someone.

Very very important choices…

True…

I wish Goombas were real so I could kiss one.

[CW: vore!]

I for one think it was a really good idea. I mean if he can fit Eve that easy he should be fine...

(We may have to arrange you a stay in there very soon...)

[CW: vore!]

I for one think it was a really good idea. I mean if he can fit Eve that easy he should be fine...

There's always room in that tummy of his, but not very much :)

Just wanted to draw Eve's butt sticking out of an inner tube really. No notes.

For better or for worse all I wanna do is post about my funny lil ocs.

He’s gotten particularly talented at making her strive for self improvement like manners and hygiene purely out of spite, all while she proudly thinks it was her idea.

She has been strictly showers-only ever since she started brewing The Stuff in the manor’s only bathtub a few years ago, though

Serving a master who raised herself with no human contact is a pretty Herculean task that requires the liberal application of a squirt bottle and a broomstick handle.

As a witch Eve has a natural and extensive understanding of human psychology, but at the same time as someone who has literally never left the house doesn't register concepts like "what is money" or "why is it uncool to shit on the floor".

[CW: breast expansion]

Done after someone pointed out that I haven't touched BE in like 5 years despite it being the thing we had initially met over.

Eve HAS still got it.

Even if you didn't ask politely. Or even if you didn't ask.

[CW: breast expansion]

Done after someone pointed out that I haven't touched BE in like 5 years despite it being the thing we had initially met over.

Eve HAS still got it.

[CW: vore!!]

When hiring a goblin thief for the party you have to expect they will eat anything that isn't nailed down, be it oversized legs of turkey, piles of treasure, rocks, swords, thatched cottages, and large women.

(bourp)

[CW: vore!!]

When hiring a goblin thief for the party you have to expect they will eat anything that isn't nailed down, be it oversized legs of turkey, piles of treasure, rocks, swords, thatched cottages, and large women.

[CW: uber inflation, bulge]

You'd think it would take a really long time to pump someone up that big, and it does, but that's just what happens when you like someone that much, you know?

Fighter: 'So how's a wizard go about retaking a keep? Casting a fireball through the front door?' Wizard [in cursive]: 'Throwing a firebomb in the window and casting Lock on the door tends to be a better use of a spell slot, friend.'

The wizard isn't in charge of the party because every one of their plans seems to include the step "and then the fighter stabs them a lot" regardless of whether the situation necessitates it.

You, you get it!

Fighter: 'So how's a wizard go about retaking a keep? Casting a fireball through the front door?' Wizard [in cursive]: 'Throwing a firebomb in the window and casting Lock on the door tends to be a better use of a spell slot, friend.'

The wizard isn't in charge of the party because every one of their plans seems to include the step "and then the fighter stabs them a lot" regardless of whether the situation necessitates it.

[CW: uber inflation, bulge]

You'd think it would take a really long time to pump someone up that big, and it does, but that's just what happens when you like someone that much, you know?

[CW: inflation]

Previously on wizard-related incidents.

Ft. shishkeburger's Will as today's punching bag

[CW: cartoon violence]

Nice argument, too bad she is too.

And the bigger fish gets to use the smaller fish as a stretch toy if they want, it's just how nature works.

He thinks you rule too :)