Found out the girlfriend's base in Terraria was akin to that of a homeless hoarder on ketamine.

So I built her a home.

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

Now it's the sunny peacock's turn.

Happy Sunday artshare! 🤍Thank you for this opportunity !

I’m Aokoto NSFW/SFW artist, my recent art is here! 🌸🤍🌸

@thorgonator.bsky.social @ahsum-spy-d.bsky.social @syruplewd.bsky.social @mirin-sauce.bsky.social @rinarinc.bsky.social @octopodeart.bsky.social @rathermalicious.bsky.social

The level of skill and technique here is incredible; how little attention your works get is CRIMINAL.

Hi hi~
My commission slots are open for April🌸

Information about commission in the pinned profile link or dm 💌

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Gf and I finally beat Moon Lord last night. Twice. Great success.

We hunger for bigger bosses however. So we got Calamity.

Probably at least 30cm fully hard

Exceptionally wholesome himbo. Likes a girl who isn't afraid to show off their weird or niche hobbies and interests.

Both, depending on what he's doing that day.

He'll take a long time gauging your interest first. He's too nice.

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They're both idiots

Snowboarding and acoustic guitar. He's a bard-type after all.

A Snowbarder, if you will.

Now it's the sunny peacock's turn.

Jules (@softjules) is showing off her new haircut to me! "How do you like my NEW HAIRCUT?" "I need to breed you." "What?" What follows is an image of me slamming my hips into Jules' as her face is squished to the floor, a depiction of my sperm impregnating her egg off to the side. Listen, there's a lot of give and take in making NSFW art. I'm constantly balancing two stones on a scale, one of which is labelled "Respect from my peers" and the other is labelled "Self indulgent smut for myself". Today that second stone was the winner. This metaphor is falling apart. Anyway, it ends with a pic of Jules now (very suddenly) nine months pregnant, saying "Ohhhh, I see now." (Jules approved smut of us fucking ahead of time, of course!)

Looks like @softjules.bsky.social got a new haircut! ^^

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#nsfwart #nsfwsky #threesome #creampie

Bi, fem-leaning. Won't say no to fooling around with a male partner too, especially if they're submissive and/or nice. She isn't ready for a full relationship just yet tho.

Didn't think about that, but she's gotten around. That is, she's joined cults and BDSM groups before, which is probably where she got her techniques.

Perhaps something like a 'spider coven' that she's fond of.

For those interested in to know her a bit more.

Dark Spider Mommy Datura

Hope you like webs, she's quite a rigger too. 🪢

Once. All it takes is you expressing your interests and fantasies; she's a pretty open-minded person.

Favorite song is "October" by Feverkin. Favorite food is fancy treats, like black forest cake and dark chocolate.

"God didn't create the universe; God IS the universe.
Humans and all other beings are the universe experiencing and learning about itself.
Therefore, We Are God."

Cryo Chamber Cryo Chamber is a Dark Ambient Music label run by Simon Heath (Atrium Carceri/Sabled Sun) focusing on dark atmospheric music with a cinematic edge. Come dream with the rest of the crew in Cryo Sleep...

Cryo Chamber. She likes to vibe. youtube.com/@cryochamber...

Dark Spider Mommy Datura

Nenka's home Home page of NSFW artist Nenkanuko. Admire art pieces of sexy characters and read comics!

ok, Bluesky is barely works today.

If you managed to read that and want to see more of my art, check my own website : nenkanuko.neocities.org

Unlike Bluesky, it just works and you can find a few links to other people's websites as well!

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

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