goddamn, lol
Posts by The Mall Krampus
Oh, for sure. The Bears were frequent guests until very recently.
if you guys ever wanted to know what it looked like from the outside when the Bears signed Andy Dalton in 2021...
Same youtu.be/UiyB1PriUus?...
It’s definitely surprisingly low, like brazil nuts
I wonder if anyone has ever scientifically ID’d the toxicity threshold for alternate history where people go from “fun way to tell a story, don’t think too hard” or “tool to think about first degree contingency” to “Marky Mark talking about how 9/11 would’ve gone down different if he’d been there”
I’m one of those depraved people who only ever brings a small duffel and a tablet unless I need a suit and/or full work laptop setup so this is also very fascinating to me
If I were a bishop in southern Minnesota I would probably avoid picking a fight with the Pope, but I’m a practical man who thinks boldly tilting at windmills for reasons of ideology is a sucker’s game and the height of vanity
Nussmeier Nation soon
One of several reasons I think the “we must reinvent Congregationalism Again, but queer and social democratic” is doomed is that the apocalyptic bent required to drive the discipline and personal austerity involved simply isn’t there for most people
Ah, a fellow Man of Culture bsky.app/profile/them...
S1 of Mando was great because it (like the orignal trilogy) was so informed by genre movies and TV that I could’ve watched it with my late grandpa, who mainlined westerns, and he would’ve broadly Got It. Subsequently it became more about being A Star War and thus much worse.
Star Wars is like 2 for 9 in “actually good movies” and one of those got there on novelty value and technical execution like a bunt the infield was totally unprepared for (the original), and the overall Deal is dumb as hell; this drives a lot of my affection for the franchise!
If Draft Media is booktok for straight men, the “Proctor to Chicago because OMG Trapilo knee!” discourse is hitting my disgust reaction like one of those minotaur romance-porn slop novels
I am a connoisseur of terrible vintage media and my culture will not be erased
Aesthetes and Survivorship Bias for Things They Have Heard Of: name a more iconic duo
Richard Plugge shooting out his TV
*ahem* bsky.app/profile/them...
How do you say “damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead” in Greek, do you suppose?
Greek shipping guys gonna Greek shipping guy
“The Median Voter” vs “Shut-In Weirdo with a series of Intricate Rube Goldberg plans” is truly a battle royale
Blues are really the only other primary color that pops as Right as the whites do
the modern Saints’ is pretty nice although I have to say I like the white colorway more (but it is currently in the laundry bin because I may have spilled some beer on it last weekend)
hellllloooo
USHL playoffs on the flohockey Youtube page; Dubuque Fighting Saints vs. Muskegon Lumberjacks
They’re mostly a chocolate bar company (and their butter cookie-embedded bars are one of the ones on my quarterly “house 500 calories of chocolate bar” rotation)
I appreciate that Milka makes even less pretense than Nutella about being a milk chocolate spread with some ground hazelnuts in it (this is why I buy it, tbf, and also why I also only buy the smallest available container)
Also “how previously weak but congenial people behave the moment they believe they’ve won a little bit” is like the minor league system for this bsky.app/profile/them...