I have to laugh. #subtweetsummer

Get lost, loser. #subtweetsummer

Ahahahahahhahahah see ya never. #subtweetsummer

If an American posts “oh shit oh fuck” with no other context it’s because something happened in a baseball game, if a British person posts that it’s because something happened to Doctor Who

#subtweetsummer

Literally stop being so dramatic. You're a grown adult. #shadyspring

I fear we have lost the plot

question for the people nostalgic for 2020

what the hell is wrong with you

"The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over," Trump says to applause from Elon Musk

Trump saying America will no longer be ruled by unelected bureaucrats right after spending half his speech honoring our actual functional president, the richest and most uncharismatic person on Earth

Actual leaders who gave a damn and appreciated how serious this crisis is would’ve been arrested a couple of times already. They would’ve become an omnipresent pain in the ass.

Don’t tell me democracy is at risk and a constitutional crisis is unfolding and the best you got is a modified ping pong paddle.

There’s always a tweet

Dems I NEED you to get your act together. We can’t do this song and dance for 4 years

Finally spending five minutes at the State of the Union, while the country is being sold off for parts, for the most important thing happening in this country: Division III high school girls volleyball.

Guys, doing a standing ovation at everything really diminishes its meaning

the GOP looking like a Catholic wedding rn

lmao it sounds like Rep. Al Green's protest hurt Trump's feelings

A shitshow. This country is a shitshow.

Alright let’s ban the USA chant while we’re at it

This sucks.

Demi not winning got me so sad for her :(

Hulu and various gripes about who won what aside, as a ceremony, this was as good as the Oscars have been in ages. Breezy, fun, sharp, and felt like it was being handled by people who actually like movies and are interested in the process of making them. Conan forever.

🍊 being on the epstein list is the least surprising twist of 2025 this far

So I’m on episode 4 of Severance and I’m really enjoying it but I also don’t understand why Helly keeps wanting to quit working at Lumon and is mad at the severance system when she literally agreed to it? Like I don’t get what about this is making her panic when it’s something she wanted?

There’s something happening in this country.

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At what point will the people that matter actually do something to stamp out the fascism in our country???? Like how can you sit there with your head in the sand and do nothing????