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Went to the cinema to see a film where Ryan Gosling befriends a Rock Lord.
Same
Had a dream I was married to Anne Hathaway but didn't remember a massive chunk of my life where that happened. I've just woken up and googled it and I'm definitely not married to Anne Hathaway.
Going to start calling regular chairs "acoustic chairs"
Oh really? I don't really have any recollection of the magazine, just that I've found two copies of it in the last few weeks. I didn't recognise any names from the contributors list, but I didn't really no anyone back then. A bit like now.
@simonloverules.bsky.social just found an old stink of shoe polish...
I think we gave filming podcasts a fair enough shake and can stop now!
I've moved my bed to a different wall. Will I wake up screaming? Will I fall out of bed? Will I roll into the wall? It all feels so wrong.
@ratatoskmusic.bsky.social hey Rhodri, hope you're doing alright? I'm sure yeeeears ago you said you wanted these after I posted about them on twitter- I just found them, would you be interested or shall I bin them?!
this is what happens when you let this much wealth and power concentrate in the hands of so few people
nobody wants any of this but them and they’re the only ones who get a vote
Went down Salisbury Road today and Chicago Bulls is STILL THERE. I'm sure it's been there for longer than the actual Chicago Bulls have been in the NBA.
Nothing like switching TV providers to make you realise how much shit you watched and that you can't be bothered watching anything ever again.
see?
here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared
I'm standing as the Green Party Candidate in Peckham for May's council elections. You might be relieved to hear that I won't post about it on this account but you can follow me on Instagram (there will be some posts soon): www.instagram.com/ryancoxgreen...
I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"
crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this
We* once set wearable tech back a decade by relentlessly mocking Google Glass wearers, we can do it again with Zuck’s Pervert Glasses.
*with a generous assist from Robert Scoble
Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.
Ah no it's okay thanks, don't want to trouble you. I'll see if someone's got one at Sully car boot sale.
Hi Simon, will this be released on Super Audio CD please?
Spotify starves artists to pay this fuckin clown millions. It can feel daunting to leave if you've lived in it for years, but streaming music is a utility now, it's easier than you think to swap providers (and bring your playlists/library with you). Here's a good guide from @bcmerchant.bsky.social:
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...
Respect to Tricia Tuttle. Nice to see film-makers speaking out for her.
She was one of my favourite lecturers back when I was in uni and I always got the impression she's just an all round good egg.
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Understandable
What was he in prison for?
It's Help Me, Rhonda by the Beach Boys. Ruining my life one harmony at a time.
youtu.be/j1THDLgL_bs?... why is this going round in my head at full brain volume at nearly 2 in the morning. Respectfully, please turn it off.
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it