I'll take 10

It's funny now but I do miss my sister

What does "fixed" mean when you say it here?

"But dogtor..."

Yeah fuck that entirely.

Every year there are at least 3 new species of wasp I find in my yard. Not like "Oh fuck run the devil is here" wasps but the crazy looking, harmless ones that probably supertorture and lay eggs in some type of bug

The closest I'll get to that is throwing handfuls of native seeds in abandoned lots and shit lol

God damn. I love mullein but just deciding it should take over some area is weird as fuck

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

pisses me off*

I guess it's even here in these woods because people grew it and let it breach containment. The shit pissed me off. English Ivy started showing up last year, too. Honeysuckles are the easy to deal with invasive in these parts lol

Evidently there are varieties that form a shrub but I'll dive headfirst into steel forge before I plant this shit on purpose

This shit is the craziest invasive I've ever interacted with. It, true to its name, stays green and continues growing during the winter. It also grows in a way that feels intentionally malicious

I'm kind of excited to find a use for this vine that is singlehandedly choking my local ecology to death. Also might weed some shade walls for lettuce and etc

Damn, if I were Eric Swalwell, I'd fucking kill myself. You hear that, Eric? That's what I would do. That's my advice.

A basket woven out of wintercreeper

Ok yeah maybe I jumped the gun at first. This third attempt turned out WAY better

If there's a way to sell egg farts you'll be set for life

screenshot of bluesky service status page Service status Last updated 12:04:19 AM | Next update in 51 sec. Some systems down A We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos April 16, 2026 at 06:42 GMT+00:00

please, my reginos, they are very sick

Exactly one year ago today:

Agentic adversarial DNS engineering from first principles

I guess I don't understand why one would ddos bluesky. It's just a weird move

Just because I haven't said it explicitly in a bit but it continues to be true: I believe ActivityPub to be superior to atproto in every important way and in most unimportant ways.

I also graphed your cat's thyroid levels

lmfaoooooooo

Trump being sworn in with his hand on a copy of Lolita is starting to make a lot more sense

I got to heaven and Jesus asked for my papers 😞

Damn is bluesky DOWN down right now? I can't load any page through bsky.app

So it's telling a joke on bluesky?

I'm fighting to bring back tie-on pockets