holyshit no longer really feel like causing harm to myself and/or others after the food poisoning dissipated. god is good

i’m not uncomfortable feeling weird

Happy Earth Day.

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

kanyebot 3000

honestly I pretty much only go to work and do my hobbies in my room; don't go out a whole lot. but if you hear of anything fun to do lemme know! :)

west virginia forever!, I'd be down. a couple years ago I was on a register at work and detected an accent from a customer so I quickly asked where she was from and turns out that we both went to Spring Valley HS the year 9/11 happened lol

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zdE...

can prbly never be in a throuple cause I'm too crazy but if I was going to be it'd be with those Pacers fans.

Fine.

8.99 if you got Vampire Survivors all ready. one day I'm gonna remember the difference between already and all ready without having to look it up but not today

if I did leave here I think I would regret it immensely. like I got friends and stuff. at a certian point in my life 5 or so years ago I was convinced that I would prbly never make another friend but here we are.

I also really like Chicago but I'm sad and stressed and don't know what to do. C'est la vie.

the leather place? I think we're neighbors!

i miss west virginia but i can’t move
back to west virginia cause i’ll die; what’s a boy to do?

pen burst in my pocket but pretty sure i got these pants in like 2010 or so so it’s all good

burger bite fucked me up for the record. i still feel unwell

Quick question: are the Mets the only sports team with two mascots that canonically fuck?

a woman is standing outside (at the entrance door, at the top of a set of steps) a large multi-story building with a lot of windows. a red sports car is parked at the bottom of the steps. a large disembodied woman's head is in the sky, looking at the building.

magazine screenshot, computer graphics (1997) archive.org/details/mico...

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

ancient egypt is at least like 10,000 years older than most people think and the people we think of as ancient egyptians really stumbled upon a lost civilization

Hey siri how to sustain 4 drinks feeling forever

Hey siri how do I tell if I’m in the shadow realm

Eastern view from a ferry dock in Put-in-Bay looking at Perrys Monument on Lake Erie beyond. // Image captured at: 2026-04-21 02:24:02 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: wtol.com // Current Temp in Put-in-Bay: 41 F | 5 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: SSE at 11 mph | 17 kph // Humidity: 57%

Current* conditions near Put-in-Bay, OH:

lol indeed it’s been taunting me

Western view from Harbor Lights Resort in Frankfort of the Frankfort Lighthouse and breakwaters separating Frankfort Harbor from Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2026-04-21 00:36:02 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: harborlightsresort.net // Current Temp in Frankfort: 44 F | 7 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: S at 17 mph | 27 kph // Humidity: 57%

Current* conditions near Frankfort, MI:

There's a war on for your mind.

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ok time to get online and have a violent argument with a total stranger about a topic that neither of us really understands

ordered a dumb amount of food from the burger place inside a gas station for the holiday

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