Friday, Friday
How do you do?
What larky larks
Shall we accrue?

Blackflips, tumbles,
Twirls and splits.
A sloppy kiss
From my wet lips.

Friday, Friday
Saucy fop.
Spunk my pelvis
With you on top.

Gambol, boogie,
Jive, Lambada.
Juices flow as
We get harder.

FRIDAY!

#Friday

Duns Scotus in the streets, Nostradamus in the sheets

Mythic

It's generous of you to assume they care about the common good

I'm working on the Cliff Notes for ya

When was the last time you told your mother that you love her?

2 days ago. Now what?

Better than me. I split the rabbit

#Photography Mario Giacomelli

We're in an abusive relationship with a bunch of born again petty hucksters

The Decline and Fall of Rhythm Nation

Speak loudly and carry a big stick.

Sad if true, which I trust you it is

I'll have you know I read at an 8th grade level!

"The eternal Eye of Shaming. It stares into my soul, tells me dark things. Soon I will start fires to bring the Lord of Hell to my side. It mocks the Eye of Ra, just as my soul mocks the eyes of God. Perdition draws me ever closer as my will to resist dissolves. I cannot destoy myself only. Beware."

Opinion | Zelensky must mend the breach with Trump — or resign Zelensky's stubbornness has badly hurt Ukraine.

Momentarily breaking my no politics rule because this is just absolutely infuriating, and it's not even so much politics as journalistic cowardice. Marc Thiessen, your opinion is worth about as much as your non-existent spine and brain
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

I mean, it looks like it's fine if she's from Jupiter, with the purple hands, so maybe chill...?

Buds/birds

Shoelaces on point

If I QP it, it looks like a proper card!

#eno #obliquestrategies #butbettet

Obtuse Strategies # 37: Do the same thing as hard as you can

You're welcome! I love going along with people's ideas like that

This is a YouTube thumbnail. The 70% on the left is taken up by four increasingly dramatic statements in all-caps, each a different color, and the 30% on the right shows an AI image of a young, ludicrously thin woman in a black formal dress singing or speaking under a chandelier, holding the full attention of several people turned to watch her. The text reads: "MY FATHER PUBLICLY DISOWNED ME AT FAMILY DINNER," "'YOU'RE A LEECH WHO DOESN'T DESERVE OUR BLOOD,'" "THEN I BOUGHT HIS COMPANY AND BECAME A MILLIONAIRE," "NOW BEG FOR FORGIVENESS, DAD" [End].

Sublime. The art of auto-voiced YouTube reddit story thumbnails has peaked 👌
#spectacle #ai #slop #art

"No, 'singularity.' 'Sing-gyoo-lair-uh-tee.'"

"Okay, I found this on the web for 'single hair in tea.'"

"No--"

"Shingle parity."

"What--?"

"Swinging charities."

"Now, hold on..."

"Singing canaries."

"..."

"I heard you the first time. Don't ask that again or you'll find out"

For I am a witch, the world is my temple. Every half-flooded path offers me puddle-peeping, offers me scyring mirrors better than any glass. Every wooded walk a movement into wild mysteries. – #EmilyCBanting, 1981 #WitchSky

I’ve just been to the hairdresser and asked which cut would make me look good. A power cut apparently.

(Calling to the back) "We got a power cut!"

(From the back) "Gassing up the chainsaw!"