The writing’s on the wall.
The closet made of glass.
Amerikkka will fall
By way of orange pompous ass.

I forgot this app existed for a minute. So, enjoy my most recent memes about the failings of our country & “leader” 

A friend of mine shared this on another platform.
A pastor commented: “I sure could use $1.5 million dollars!”
I commented along the lines: “This is a sad thing for a pastor to comment on a post about his god’s son.”

He blocked me.

Christians are the most UNChristlike people. 😂

I never posted on Twitter (currently known as X) and i never post on here. Sorry. 🥲😂

www.tiktok.com/@m0m0fm0nste...

I post here a lot tho. 🙈

To the person setting off fireworks at 2:22 a.m. just know- my eleven year old thinks you’re an asshole. He was almost asleep. We stayed awake and spent time together as a family. At midnight, we figured they could go to sleep. AT TWO FUCKING A. M. YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE.

In case you wondered what it’s like to be a parent in the USA.. I just got an AUTOMATED CALL letting me know of a potential weapon’s incident at a school in my kids’ district.

We have AUTOMATED CALLS for potential 🔫 violence in schools.

I fucking hate it here.

#usa
#nevergreat

Rewatching old cartoons as an adult is weird.
Bc wdym Dr. Lipschitz took a bath in a COMPLETE STRANGER’s home!?
If I was Mrs. Pickles’ and saw him wearing my husband’s robe and holding my baby I would FLIP OUT and throw his book at his head on his way out of my house. 😭😤😭
#rugrats #cartoons

Jokes on you Disney, I’m on my period and gonna play anyway 😭😂😭😭😭

He texted WAR PLANS to a civilian journalist.
I never wanna hear another 🐘🤡 utter the word /email/ ever again.

He texted W•A•R plans. On an UNSECURE NETWORK. AND INCLUDED A JOURNALIST. (If you use that app, you’ll know the steps it takes to add someone to a group chat. It was NO ACCIDENT).

Yes, he molded this out of clay. Yes, he baked it in the oven. Yes, my kid is the coolest, most creative kiddo 😌😎🥹 he’s always creating something!

My oldest made me the sweetest gift for my birthday 😭🖤 #hbd #nightmarebeforechristmas #sally #blessedparent

*late night/early morning drinking thoughts*
Watching NCIS:
I hated that T.J. Thyne was a bad guy because I ADORED him in Bones.

Watches the newest episodes: 🥹🥲🖤

I know it’s silly, but there are a few certain actors I just cannot see in pure villain roles, and he is one of them. 🥲😩

You are important. You matter. The gov and people may try to say you aren’t, they may make you feel that way sometimes, but I’m here to remind you right now:
You. Are. Important.

Kids need routine. W/o routine it’s madness

It’s Spring Break. We STILL have bedtime routines. Bc w/o routines it’s what? MADNESS.

Tell me why it’s 1 a.m. and my goblins are still awake??

We stuck to routines. We did the bedtime rituals. I gave the toothpaste sacrifices.

WHY gods WHY?! 😂😭😂

If I see ONE MORE celebrity posting on TT or any other platform about eating those $30/ONE strawberry… I’m gonna snap.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION.

They’re so out of touch.

At least past peasants got libraries and museums from their rich. We get exploding cars and recessions. 🙄

Every. Single. Time. I see this commercial it ✨immediately✨ makes me think of our current administration. I swear this is all of their IQs.
Also, watching celebs brag about buying expensive shit while 99% of our population is at poverty or barely above 🖕
“Let them eat cake” anyone?? 🙄

Spencer deserved to get a chance at happiness with Maeve. The fact that his FIRST real love connection was lost before they ever got a chance to even shake hands is CRIMINAL. 😭😭

Rewatching this show, while drinking, is gonna dehydrate me more. A DREAM DANCE!? REALLY!? that isn’t even close to ok. 😩

Having kids means noticing your couch looks empty & realizing all of your decorative pillows are missing…
So you go into your kids room quietly and see them sleeping in the same bed and ALLLLL the decor pillows are in the empty bed.
For why??
Who knows.
This is what it is to have kids.
🤣😭🤣🤣

Saw something that said “I’m gonna need Dems to do more than Wile E. Coyote” 👏👏

How you gonna just hold up “Lies!” Or “False!” on a sign in your lil pink matching fits —

AND THEN VOTE AGAINST THE ONE MAN WHO HAD THE CAJONES TO ACTUALLY STAND UP AND BE A VOICE!?

I’m disappointed.

A very important part of resistance is *seeing* that it can work, *seeing* that it can be effective, *seeing* that “I” the individual, have the power to make a difference. Once this is *seen*, motivation floods the plains of apathy and despair, flowing toward an ocean of freedom and hope.

When someone exhibits EVERY sign of mental decline— they should not hold positions of power.
If we’re going to elect ELDERS, let’s have them be respected/respectable ones. My vote? NATIVE AMERICAN PRESIDENT. Give them power over their land back. Not some ⚪️dude trying to colonize Canada & Greenland 🙄

Replying to @teamshadowandteamsonic TikTok video by Coffins & Coffee

This was so well done omg. “Don’t ignore the signs!”

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8283RoM/

This is what leadership looks like...

Replying to @sadieewatson May I always and forever remain divisive against harm and violence. #letschat #directcommunication #troll #honesty #fy #division TikTok video by Rachel Klinger Cain

“Fascism is HERE carrying a cross” 😮‍💨😪

This video perfectly sums up my feelings on conservative Christianity & how it ABSOLUTELY is a cult that is harming our country.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82ebBsw/

I don’t normally do this, but if you’d like to donate to my kids’ school & help get mini libraries into students’ homes— click the link. 🖤🥹

I’m BIG on books & museums, so this is one fundraiser their school does that I am absolutely behind 100%.

app.booksarefun.com/RockfordE378...

Ofc. Any time 🥹🖤 I’m gonna look more into the book later tonight when I get home & see if I can find any others that may help you as well. 🖤🖤

Yeah… hon? He ABSOLUTELY was there because he’s excited that the KIDS were seeing those cars. & the Dino bones. & all of the other really awesome things we experienced at the museum we went to for my oldest’s bday. You sound bitter….just saying…..

His camera roll is proof of what his focus was. ☺️

My partner doesn’t like loud places, but he’s the first to whip out his camera to capture the boys having fun/experiencing something new.
He doesn’t like to receive gifts, but he gets me 2 stuffies and 3 cards bc he can’t decide which one he liked for me best.
If they want to, THEY WILL. 😭🖤