#iamliar
i’m gonna k myself

best indian rapper #trending

The way chewing on your own toenails feels oddly satisfying, especially when you finally get that stubborn one. 😂 #SelfCare #Relatable #rizz #skibiditoilet #chatgpt

I love when i'm flossing and the food stuck in my teeth tastes better the second time around #relatable #metoo #relatablestory

FORGET ABOUT SAMPLE CLEARANCES
DROP NARCISSIST
#neverforget #carti #lied

bro cleared his account😭🙏

group chat spam texting while i got my meat in my hand like leave me ‘lone bruh🤦‍♂️

#relatable #metoo #crashout #rizzler #fartinmymouth

me personally, i’m the long
pee-er. but exactly my point, they need to fix public bathrooms!

was in the public bathroom @ Kum & Go, in the stalls tryna bust a quick nut on the family road trip, and the hardest jet stream of piss is in the urinal besides me. and on top of that, he farted. very obviously. i feel like he did that just to spite me, too. the public bathroom privacy crisis sucks!

be the worst cause you losing all the crumbs you had built up when you gotta cut it off💔

me, valu, comet n moosa gon be the first ug rappers to blow up on ts @valuuu.bsky.social @1comett.bsky.social @t1rwg.bsky.social

acting like you don’t😭

I be scrolling thru the gc wit ma meat In my hand🔥

Nettspend v2

I might be the first person to become a bluesky rapper. #underground #undergroundrap #cometsfuneral

sometimes when my booty hairs get real long i be in the shower twisting them and mini braiding them until they knot and then i have to cut them out or else i can’t poop😭🙏 #relatable #metoo #relatablestories