I don’t know if any my new followers are real, but just in case, welcome bots!

Put Noel in the trash.

Do you think Felicity and the Cloverfield monster exist in the same universe?

Felicity Porter out here taking Ls like Dawson Leery.

Three former Twin Peaks stars guesting on DC. I am enthralled!

What do you think the acceptance rate at Worthington is?

So Dawson backs his way in to USC and decides nah fuck it I’m not making any friends and I’m lonely so I’m moving to Boston with Joey? GTFOH.

::Ken Marino has entered the chat::

Remember that time Jen gave Andie ecstasy before a rave and Andie legit almost died?

Almost four straight seasons of Dawson taking Ls then out of nowhere he gets in to USC and is making out with Pacey’s cool older sister Gretchen. GTFOH.

The Drue Valentine for Abby Morgan trade off hasn’t worked. Drue lacks the natural knack for anarchy that came so easily to Abby.

Dawson was wildly optimistic with his first choice schools. NYU? USC? My god Dawson, you made one crappy monster movie and a middling documentary. Aim lower.

Why is Jack the only one who gets nicknames? Jackers? Jack Attack? WTF?

Said it once already, but it bears repeating this quickly: put Andie McPhee in the trash.

Put Andie McPhee in the trash.

That time Jen Lindley used Abby Morgan’s existence to demonstrate God is cruel and sadistic 🤌

The number of Ls Dawson Leery takes in the first season and a half plus has to be some kind of record. Dude can’t go one episode without getting his pride absolutely eviscerated.

Somehow Dawson Leery’s method of asking every human being he comes in to contact with to audition for his movie has yielded positive results. Astounding.

I’m really bothered by the amount of alcohol Cliff and Norm consume on Cheers. Genuinely concerning. And this coming from someone who grew up in Massachusetts.

Happy to finally be in a place where my dissertations about why Adriana from The Sopranos should still be alive will be fully appreciated.