(watching Hunter Schafer and Zendaya make out) whatever

I'd cut that shit to ribbons

(into bullhorn) EUPHORIA is good, it has always been good, I will not be accepting questions at this time.

The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

Bashrag puppets

complete and total antisocial brutality

don't say i didn't warn you

Are they good books? jesus christ no. but they are... amazing

Give me the keys to R. Scott Bakker's THE PRINCE OF NOTHING series, I will make it the tv show that gets tv banned.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026, dir. Nia DaCosta)

blam! blam!!!

first of all, how dare you

I've spent my life up until now assuming we're all broadly on the same page re: "knowing who Merlin (the wizard) is", but after today I'm not so sure.

Bro my whole job is bringing you milks

Nephew waving his little toys around and gabbling like he's a tiny wizard casting a spell to make me bring him a milk

incredible, incredible moment

I don't even know what our world's equivalent of Mace Windu killing Jango Fett would be. Pope John Paul II shooting Bruce Lee?

free market capitalists whenever the market dictates something that would cause competition: no! no!!!!!

I've got a book coming out in February! would love to come on and talk about it as we get closer to launch!

ENOUGH

I reviewed DUST BUNNY, a stale and charmless retread of any number of better, more complicated films. If you like watching Mads Mikkelsen stand in front of a green screen, though, look no further!

www.patreon.com/posts/156043...

Absolutely blown away by the level of discourse here. To see my work discussed like this is such a fucking joy.

Inshallah they both (redacted).

The kind of hilarious mistake you just don't often see these days

Sama'a and her family live in the midst of war and terror, but they still have to pay for shelter. Please give what you can.

chuffed.org/project/157569

I felt pretty close to homicidal walking out of LONGLEGS

it's so fuckin high on its own farts

i am with you EXCEPT in the case of milk dunking

I reviewed DUST BUNNY, a stale and charmless retread of any number of better, more complicated films. If you like watching Mads Mikkelsen stand in front of a green screen, though, look no further!

www.patreon.com/posts/156043...