SPX-Nautilus 999

also i havent even turned my switch on in weeks my drift is bad my wrists only just now stopped hurting from playing the game and im ugly and this game makes me sad 😞

ill play but it will significantly decrease our chances of finding a 4th

HUGE!! congrats sasu!!

3RD PLACE FINISHERS 🥉
can’t thank Swish, Jovan, and Cakes for playing with me for my birthday 🥲 I genuinely felt so loved on my birthday and I had a blast!! QvQ to each and every person who hugged me or wished me a happy birthday, I appreciate it so so much. Theres no where else I’d rather been ;v;

🫂

A team that has become a staple to Big Dapple and is a fan favorite will be competing once again at Big Dapple 10! Please welcome Malibu Rising!

Their consistent improvement shines bright, with Topic joining their forces, how far will they rise?

poop island

named my tomodachi life island poop island. i dont even care anymore

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*from my experience where you finished last season holds the most weight
oops xD

from my own experience its definitely where you finished the previous season. if i placed close to top 500 the previous season id calc minimum 2400 even if i lost a game

dont be discouraged by your calc though! its always possible to climb, i think i calced low every time i peaked later on lol

hidden mmr, previous x rank powers, who you beat/lose to

a black and white drawing of a skull with a beard ALT: a black and white drawing of a skull with a beard

missing 3 million easy shots in a row because of drift and then getting challenged in the most stupid ways (it doesnt work but im offended they even tried)

「 Hello Japan! 」had a CRAZY great day!

We went 10-2 in our matches, giving us a LOT of ranked points and helping us quickly climb up!

We want to be in the Top 15% of INK WAVE teams before it ends. Make sure to root for us!
#compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere

max prosperity!

literally no one has apologized to me about how ive been treated

remembered that i have free will and i can boil eggs at 4 am if i want

yeah I may kick puppies but you're bad at Splatoon and that's worse

nothing banned so i can pick only the worst maps and make everyone hate the game as much as i do

please stop talking about me

its not the same but have you played outer wilds

nothing feels right and im never happy

it was almost 5 am for me actually

because of oldness

i thought u retired

thats college oomf

yayy

dont tell anyone but i used turbo to get here. im close to A+ my teammates just all suck and its never my fault

tell that to my A-rank