I thought this was 4 panels of the same story at first and shit got Lynchian quick

after scott adams died nobody took over trimming dilbert's tie and it grew right up through the soft palate into his brain

I need the Gladiator version with all your previous titles

Canadian slurs are getting pretty weird

The real magic is depression

Yes my daughter’s working through classic Disney, shut up

Was blue a magical color at some point? Blue fairy in Pinocchio, fairy godmother in Cinderella wears a blue cloak… ok that’s all I got

To this day I don’t know why I need different scissors. It’s just two blades, how could it matter. But if I try and use right hand scissors I just badly fold the paper.

Um

Annual update complete

Nuts was RIGHT THERE, Swaim.

Similar situation, I’m considering buying an older prebuilt off of eBay at this point

Is this your pivot to ragebait? Or continued richiebait?

Oh. So we’re just fucked in the head, then.

Jim you have the reach to prove my theory - a survey to test for a strong correlation between y inverters (i.e the correct way) and those who have operated cameras, my hypothesis being that we are recreating the tilt-the-back-down-to-raise-the-lens-up instinct.

This is your moment, Jim

I PROMISE you you're not prepared for this song.

Bullshit @nytimes.com

Paradise Killer Composer Barry Topping Interview | Restart “I've been trying to choose the projects I've been working on pretty carefully. I'm definitely trying to build towards something.”

Birdcage releases today (@polygonbird.games) so here’s our interview with composer Barry Topping from late last year

A Scottish morning

Well no one at this Halloween party guessed that I was a bedsheet, what is fucking wrong with people

How tall is Richie exactly

It’s surreal having someone camp outside the studio and harass team members about when the next trailer is coming out. You’re angrily demanding… promotional content? That’s meant to entice you to buy the game?? What is this culture??

What’s with all the fucking Temu medals on the wall behind him

I’ve been calling these bleets though

Unintended parasocial Richie lore intensifies

Wish some of this grounded introspective tone had persisted with the MCU in general…

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Thank you!

Can I ask you a pitch question as a vet of game journalism? Do editors appreciate a pitch as a full article or an outline made up of summary, bullet points, sources and experience?

Oh I’d love to get to watch this and the Punisher again for the first time