Image contains Calvin Coolidge's favorite singer, Jelly Roll, who is looking excited to be consumed by someone who gives the vibes of untreated syphilis.

:Pov: You're Calvin Coolidge looking at your favorite meal:

Happy New Yuri, everyone!

Jesus of Nazareth is so T-boy coded

Trigger warning, community note or whatever. She's serving both face and body. Right here. Right now. In this court room

I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.

This last decade has had me flitting from asking "Am I a man or a Muppet?" to "Am I a doll or a brick?"

Human communication is both absurd and wonderful.

Being anti trans is a core part of being a fascist. It's not a distraction, it's not one of their minor side issues. It is a core value

If someone is trying to get you to be anti trans it is likely because they're trying to onboard you

Asses to ashes, dicks to dust.

We return to from whence we came.

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

I know you aren't going to want to hear this but the reason the system can deport Mahmoud Khalil and send Kilmar Abrego Garcia to El Salvador is that for years we've been executing factually innocent people like Marcellus Williams and sending legally innocent people to places like Riker's Island.

"Techbro Calvinism" has to be the most terrifying words ever to be written.

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Hey girl, are you private equity? 'cause when I'd let you morally bankrupt and physically wreck me. 😏😏😏

First date idea: Iron Claw and ugly crying

When I wake up, don't talk to me until I've had my 354 mL's of nighttime cough syrup

Anyone find it funny how when the UK releases the Cass review to ban trans care, we get everything ranging from New York Times push notifs to op-eds in every major US paper...

But when Germany, Switzerland, and Austria release pro-trans youth care guidelines, not a single article anywhere but mine?

man he's a perfect synthesis of patrick bateman and gob bluth, isn't he? so perfect that i don't have to say his name for you to know exactly who i'm talking about

Dear universities, scientists, lawyers, farmers, workers, artists, doctors...

Being silent won't protect you.

The Democrats suggesting that the way to "regain working-class trust" is by moving *away* from small-dollar donors should tell you everything you need to know about how seriously to take the party.

president musk: no laws for billionaires anymore, billionaires are literally exempt from enforcement and can do whatever they want, have fun!

billionaires: *do whatever they want*

dipshit journalists: billionaires are bending the knee to trump

Cranking those Knobs till daddy takes the T-Bird away

Andrew Tate being allowed to come to the U.S. and avoid facing trial for sex trafficking in Romania is beyond stomach-churning. This man is a HUGE influencer and uses his platform/following to further abuse women who have accused him. Now he won’t face justice, reaffirming his lies to his followers

"daddy, what did you do in the war"

son, i archived all 6,793 videos from the Kennedy Center before they disappeared from the internet

we all did our part

It'd be nice to live in a "How are you doing?" world, rather than this "What are you doing?" one.