bird painting

dog painting

tiger painting

cat painting

I’m doing animal commissions for $20 each. you’ll get a scanned in digital version of a painting. I’ll be doing watercolors and mix in some other medium. If you want my animal art, all you have to do is drop a reference photo of an animal that you’re a fan of in the comments.

I know what you are and I celebrate it.

I value our friendship enough to refrain from answering that.

Too late, man. I saw it.

Watching sports sucks shit these days

Sigh

What the hell, man?

You know how, despite seeming like a completely attainable number, you can never fold a piece of paper in half more than 7 times?

I feel like there’s similar folly at play here.

There is no Morty. Only Zuul.

Spurs missed at least 3 very big chances, and gave up goals in injury time of both halves. I fucking hate sports.

Two stoppage time goals is inexcusable. Relegated.

Danso. What the fuck was that?

Nvm. I must have missed when he came on.

They subbed Tel on

Of course it’s eight minutes. Of course.

Hoping it’s just a cramp.

Yeah that was definitely Son-esque.

That was an incredible strike. Let’s see it out. #COYS

a man wearing a headset is sitting in a car with a red light behind him . ALT: a man wearing a headset is sitting in a car with a red light behind him .

MFW Tottenham Hotspur FC are about to play a game of footy:

I’m a little south of you and thought it might have missed us. Nope.

It’s funny because the one that made you remember is actually named Jessica.

🫡

Again?

The Holy Text

And you are!

Getting irrationally angry at their use of the word “inconvenience”. wtf is inconvenient about using a specialized tool to accomplish a task?

Listening now, and it really feels like the spiritual successor to those electronic remix albums that were prevalent in the 90s.

And I mean that in the best way.

Just put it on.