https://www.theonion.info/

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

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fuck. FUCK

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Madonna I have logged on to defend your honor 🫡

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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

hello 👋

the Pope is WEAK on crime, Mr. Met is an ANTISEMITE, and Zendaya, of course, is MEECHEE

get their fuckin asses

that’s cute but quick question: when john james audubon painted you, did he paint you drinking the yolk from your enemy’s eggs? nah. he painted your ass too shy to even talk to your wife

yes!!

exactly. that’s an important aspect of

they should put Merlin Bird ID on everyone’s phones automatically, like when they did the U2 album. could solve a lot of problems

Dana Scully: No Mulder don't be silly, it's just the title of low rent dating advice book from the 90s.

Fox Mulder: *somehow ends up being completely right about Men being from Mars and Women being from Venus by the end of the episode*

the Merlin Bird ID app telling me I found my bird of the day, a Yellow Bellied Sapsucker, with the following text Bird of the Day found! Yellow-bellied Sapsucker Striking and unmistakable in most of range; the only sapsucker in eastern North America. Long, solid white wing patch helps distinguish it from Downy and Hairy Woodpeckers. Adult male has red cap and throat; females are similar but with white throat; juveniles are messy brownish-gray

a yellow bellied sapsucker in the dirt by a tree

it’s always a great day when you spot your bird of the day

yeah

Garfield’s Nightmare

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

I prefer his brother, the Nesquik bunny

the trix cereal rabbit is WEAK on crime

hottest guy in the world wearing an “I Had Potential” shirt and glasses anywhere but his fuckin eyes

Sandra Hüller: Ryan gosling you have to go to space to save earth

Ryan Gosling: no. I’m sorry. I need to be within the shipping radius of redbubble dot com for my daily graphic tshirt delivery

all the essentials

i like to think they're up to Ocean's Twenty Five in the alternate universe where bernie mac is still going strong. timmy chalamet just joined the crew as a cajun airboat pilot to rob a riverboat casino

she simply could not be more adorable

An arched support at the CTA Thorndale Red Line Station covered with mosaic tiles depicting a purple streetcar, trumpet and volleyball players among native grasses.

CTA Thorndale Red Line Station just keeps giving...

oh totally, I loooove ‘em. always worth the splurge at the grocery store

TC Tugger type orange

me and my husband embracing on our wedding day

me and my husband during our wedding recessional

we got married less than a year ago and I’m so giddy about it. I hope it’s sims 3000 for decades