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Posts by Jeremiah Cimmerian

Everything in Its Right Place - SCP Foundation The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

"The wires follow their movements. No. The wires move them. Just as I am moved."

Check out "Everything in Its Right Place": scp-wiki.wikidot.com/everything-i...

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

long ago
they carved out deep wounds
in the earth

now they float
silent, alone, still
in the dark

our nights have
city lights too bright
to see them

because now
stars no longer fall
but we do

3 months ago 4 0 1 0

Pretty wild that websites are demanding more and more personal information from us in order to "comply with privacy laws".

Like, they're telling the truth, but the irony of all this won't really be noticed until the next big data breach.

4 months ago 7 0 0 0

Story pitch: Time travelers go back in time to meet Jesus, but Jesus is part of the Agency for Temporal Alignment. So he just constantly puts the travelers into time jail.

I'll call it "Jesus Christ, Time Cop."

4 months ago 14 2 3 0
Players & Book Sundays 3pm PT on twitch.tv/playersandbook. Art of the four characters and the logo for the game.

Players & Book Sundays 3pm PT on twitch.tv/playersandbook. Art of the four characters and the logo for the game.

It's our SEASON FINALE! Time to head into the palace and start the rebellion!

Join @dcimmerian.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @dreamwisp.bsky.social @goblinkatie.com & me for @playersandbook.com!

WE ARE LIVE AT: twitch.tv/playersandbook

4 months ago 25 9 0 0

Had an story idea: A special effects company that's been using vampires and mirrors for 100 years to make practical special effects easier to accomplish on camera.

With the advent of cheap CGI, they're all being laid off.

4 months ago 2 1 0 0

Not 100% sure if I've ever encountered the 6-7 meme in the wild but I assume it's as nonsensical as people saying nice after 420 or 69.

4 months ago 1 0 3 0

I put a desk together today and when I was done I didn't have to take anything apart and flip it around and put it back together again and I don't think I'm getting enough credit for that.

4 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Never forget a change of underwear when fleeing for your life.

The fleeing continues today on @playersandbook.com at 3pm PT with @dcimmerian.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @dreamwisp.bsky.social @goblinkatie.com & me! #dnd #ttrpg

twitch.tv/playersandbook

6 months ago 12 6 0 0

Remember, if someone in your life is constantly making bad decisions, they chose to be in your life at some point.

So you really shouldn't be surprised they're still screwing up.

7 months ago 4 0 0 0
Meme using screen shots from Focus Friend.

Text at the top reads “There are two types of Bean tenders…”

On the left is a discord message from Jeremiah Cimmerian. A little bean character is in a completely decked out room, he looks very happy. The message reads “@Goblinkatie I finished the Bean's room. I think it's possible I don't use my phone enough?”

The image on the right is a message from Goblinkatie that shows a bean drinking from a glass in a completely empty room. The message reads “... Bob has 34 socks and a drinking problem.”

Meme using screen shots from Focus Friend. Text at the top reads “There are two types of Bean tenders…” On the left is a discord message from Jeremiah Cimmerian. A little bean character is in a completely decked out room, he looks very happy. The message reads “@Goblinkatie I finished the Bean's room. I think it's possible I don't use my phone enough?” The image on the right is a message from Goblinkatie that shows a bean drinking from a glass in a completely empty room. The message reads “... Bob has 34 socks and a drinking problem.”

Nobody tell Hank.

8 months ago 36 4 3 0
A promotional image for Players And Book. 

Headshots of all five players (Jennifer Kretchmer, Lauren Urban, Jeremiah Cimmerian, LaTia Jacquise, and Katie Downey across the bottom of a blue field, with the Players and Book logo in the upper left corner. Image text reads "Existential crisis across the high seas! twitch.tv/playersandbook Sundays 6pm EST/ 3pm PST"

A promotional image for Players And Book. Headshots of all five players (Jennifer Kretchmer, Lauren Urban, Jeremiah Cimmerian, LaTia Jacquise, and Katie Downey across the bottom of a blue field, with the Players and Book logo in the upper left corner. Image text reads "Existential crisis across the high seas! twitch.tv/playersandbook Sundays 6pm EST/ 3pm PST"

It’s nearly time to set sail with the “Secondhand Souls”!

Join @dcimmerian.bsky.social, @dreamwisp.bsky.social, @Goblinkatie.com, @latiajacquise.com, & @Lauren-Urban.com as they enjoy/cause existential crises on the high seas!

Twitch.TV/PlayersAnd...

(Sunday at 6pm EST / 3pm PST)

8 months ago 4 3 0 0
A pokemon, Gengar, sits at the bottom of a staircase looking sad. Broken pieces of a plate are on the floor nearby.

A pokemon, Gengar, sits at the bottom of a staircase looking sad. Broken pieces of a plate are on the floor nearby.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

"From the moment your consciousness emerged from oblivion, death was your companion.

It will be there with you at the end, when you are mad with grief at the loss of all you've ever loved.

But not for me. I'll live after the stars are cinders. And I will always be alone."

11 months ago 4 0 0 0
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We will all see the ends of our books, but will you be its author, or someone else?

@playersandbook.com is off this week, but @dcimmerian.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @dreamwisp.bsky.social @goblinkatie.com & I will be back next week to continue writing this story together! #dnd #ttrpg #liveplay

1 year ago 23 4 4 1

my mood is currently "accidentally listened to a Sara Bareilles song and trying not to openly weep in a parking lot"

1 year ago 4 0 0 0
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Play Dungeons & Dragons 5e Online | The Sky High City You find yourself in the isolated town of Bonwen during a strange time in its history. A number of engineers have decided that they don't wanna live under the thumb of the Dwarves, so they did what an...

If anyone is interested, I have three openings for a game I'm DMing over on Startplaying. startplaying.games/adventure/cm...

1 year ago 4 2 0 0
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story pitch: a bag of doritos and when you take one out of the bag it's magically replaced until eventually the whole bag is entirely different doritos than you started with and I'll call it the chip of theseus

1 year ago 5 0 1 0

jesus was a nepo baby

no I will not be taking questions

1 year ago 5 1 1 0

Had a dream where I was hanging out with a girl I loved and who was clearly in love with me. When she said that she loved me I said "Yeah I'm excited to see where this goes" and I think I might be the problem.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

You know it strikes me odd that I have two D&D campaigns going and the theme of one is the nature of identity and the other is on the nature of reality.

But I don't have any strong attachment to philosophy and usually shrug and think "who cares" when it comes up in real life.

1 year ago 6 0 0 0

Yup. Prairie King saves your progress every screen, so you can just play a single screen at a time, go home, sleep, and then do the next one the next day. Or do more if you're adventurous. But either way, that makes getting that achievement trivial.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

There's a parrot that'll charge you 10k per unfound walnut and just give them to you. Probably easier.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

That was exactly my last thing too. It was funny how in that last year I realized how many things I'd skipped without realizing it.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Finished Stardew Valley this morning. 100% finished. No more content. All achievements.

Feels like that should be illegal.

1 year ago 63 0 10 2

The biggest problem with modern technology and social media is, I think, that it gives us exactly what we want.

And we all secretly hate ourselves.

1 year ago 5 0 0 0

"Be more honest about my plans for world domination."

1 year ago 3 0 1 0
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Honestly? Probably, yeah.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

No you didn't forget a great idea.

A good idea sticks with you.

A mediocre idea tricks you into thinking it was good after you've forgotten it.

1 year ago 10 1 2 0