they kinda have that shit on ngl

And if you think that's bad wait till we have to fight a war against East Asians. There was a reason they estimated over a million casualties if the US invaded Japan by land.

Now I won't feel bad when I pirate the 3DS version

I just discovered they don't have the singing so I may have just wasted 60 dollars of my money

Unless you consider CM Punk to be a defection, in which case this conspiracy and the "Punk was a Trojan Horse" conspiracy dovetail, leading me to conclude that AEW was propped up to facilitate a sale and then was promptly crippled by Punk through Brawl Out/In (crippling the Elite as draws too)

LRS this is such a completely harebrained and ridiculous theory that it may just be true. The only reason I don't believe it is there would have been more defections from WWE to AEW if it was controlled opposition.

I am certain that WWE helped AEW get off the ground because having a monopoly would make it nearly impossible to sell the company.

I don't really consider this a conspiracy since wrestling is based on deception.

I wonder if the Biden admin would have prevented the sale to Endeavor if AEW didn't exist. I know a Trump admin wouldn't have, he's buddies with Vince.

Man I already bought it 😭

We got robins and corrins as kids, but why not byleths? not a duo or separated.
#fireemblemheroes #fireemblem

Jesus fucking Christ don't compare AEW to MCU's derivative, pandering and boring bullshit. WWE is RIGHT THERE

Not all of them, but she fucked up Kairi Sane real bad once and I think that one was a "receipt" due to Kairi not taking a move right (which BTW Nia botched)

Nia's injured like 7 women on the WWE roster, she was super unsafe back in the day

The last time something like that happened, WCW whooped the WWF's ass for 83 weeks. A shame Punk had to scuttle it all because he's an asshole who can only behave when he works with other assholes

If I wanted to complain about a woman's wrestler in WWE it would be Nia Jax. I hope she's not injuring wrestlers anymore

There is more overlap for fans than you would think. Why was it that something like a third of the AEW fanbase left with Cody and Punk? "Oh those were lapsed WWE fans who really only wanted WWE to be better" THEY GAVE A RIVAL A CHANCE. COKE DRINKERS GAVE PEPSI A CHANCE!!!!

Some of their raps were funny, and others were just meant to be insulting. You forgot about the one rap with the Simone Biles and Duke Lacrosse references?

"Scissor me Daddy Ass" was funny, but it was a reference to Billy Gunn being Mr. Ass in WWE.

They were not just a comedy gimmick, come on now

*laughs in Vince McMahon*

They cared in WCW, and he was in some good storylines in that company too. He was not a fit in WWE at all since he couldn't adapt to the sports entertainment style over there.

JERRY JONES I WILL STRANGLE YOU IF YOU DONT RE-SIGN GEORGE PICKENS

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO OUR GEORGIEPOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was just the breaking point. You can blame Punk for that one

The Acclaimed weren't a comedy gimmick, they had a rap gimmick that could be funny. If you can't see the difference I dunno what to tell you.

Also out of those wrestlers the only ones to get pushes were OC, Toni and the Acclaimed who can all go in the ring. Give Johnny TV a push Tony you coward

That said, too many people in AEW share moves and it does hurt the matches when they share the same card. To quote Jay Hunter from OSW Review, "Dammit D-Lo!"

I mostly disagree. Match length can be a detriment to a match but usually not until it's past 20 minutes, and if you consider AEW matches choreographed you must have thrown a fit seeing Seth Rollins shuffle into position for Punk to hit him with a second GTS last year.

Never mind the fact that Republicans in Texas didn't cross their t's and dot their i's when they redrew their districts and may actually lose seats because of their gerrymandering

I had a dream there was a Mass Effect Andromeda sequel and when I woke up I was actually pretty bummed. Don't ever let anyone tell you that game did not have the juice, it just did not have as much juice as the other Mass Effect games.

chuck taylor sad on his birthday. he is wearing a party hat and looking at an orange wearing sunglasses and a rock made up to look like trent

drawing of highly stressed out chuck taylor with 'my friends are still friends. there is no need to be concerned.' written around him

happy birthday chuck i am sorry i am always drawing you in distress.

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almost ten years late to this, hi jaal i love you #masseffectandromeda #jaal

Once upon a time I was a little boy who didn't know much about anything, and then I read Stupid White Men by Michael Moore and my life was forever changed

AEW's birthday graphic for my beloved Chuck Taylor, which is him after his deathmatch, covered in blood

the choice of photo for this 💀