Disney extraction shooter is my winter soldier activation phrase.

with woodcock mania sweeping the nation it feels like the right time to post this New Yorker reject that, in hindsight, was way too specific

I love the person there that correctly assesses that a foreword is often just "an essay about how important the book you are already trying to read is" but has not bothered to actually investigate the categorical difference between that and a prologue.

Screenshot from the video game Esoteric Ebb, text reads strength “be more” then below suddenly understand gender. Below that, like drawing of a 20 sided die and the words Nat 20 and success. Below that, wisdom says “oh.”

they don’t tell you this in school, but you can just roll for gender

howdy

the US is redirecting all of its loans to a proven model- the same approximately hundred men running boat dealerships on the Gulf Coast that exclusively cater to the other ninety-nine

still on step one then

youtu.be/j9Av_hQyx6I?...

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

I love that they specifically chose the "upsettingly expensive" pasta sauce brand here, really adds to the adrenaline when you try and not cover the floor in your grocery bill's worth of marinara

People out here fucking claude

the hom-funk-ulus

Yoru’s attack landed!
Uni got compressed…

🥹

yeah IMO it's weird to not introduce Rook until a few levels in, it has the whole "Dark Souls invader" dynamic I guess but the capacity to just play a match and not be put into a failure spiral when I inevitably get killed at extraction did have a quite significant appeal

mostly my gamer reflexes have withered by spending the past 5 years or so basically playing nothing but RPGs lmao

I'm debating getting it once I am not net negative on income again, I was very on the fence with the demo but I have been in love with the aesthetic since the original teaser. And it does sound like the "dying as soon as you see another player" thing is primarily until you get your footing.

It is important I get 8,294,400 pixels (4K) at 120 frames a second. Otherwise it just doesn’t feel real.
It is ok if half of those pixels are just kinda guesses based on zettabytes of YouTube and pornhub my graphics card watched

packs of a Beatles-themed trading cards

this Universes Beyond shit is getting crazy

One of the urbex channels I follow has started primarily uploading VODs of their explores and there is something extra dystopian about the usual mutterings of "This place is so creepy what the fuck" being interrupted by "Thanks for the $10 chat" 🐀

Angus Tsui fw26 look inspired by J-horror

it's a very scary time to be trans in this country, but you also should be aware of what is actually a problem, what is actually something you have to worry about, and what is yet another nothingburger. you can't fight the actual fight if you're too busy swinging at ghosts.

the .mkv file format is cool because when you see it you know it's being used to break the law

it is perpetually the issue of games with metatextual storytelling where you can't just say something is like The Stanley Parable even if it is very much like The Stanley Parable because it usually ruins the first ~20% of the game. anyways enjoyed my first playthrough of 2023's **** *** ********.

we could have gotten the green new deal under biden the easy way, but because of trump we’re getting the hard way

The goose from Untitled Goose Game in Seyda Neen with a knife held in its beak

it's a lovely morning in seyda neen, and you are a horrible goose

manosphere: the line

why not just be a feminine man. why not be a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas