The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

Seriously, what the fuck is this.

This is completely deranged, and anyone who can’t say so is a coward.

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

Fuck Tiger Woods. Just felt like saying it.

And here we are…👇

No. Kings. Saturday. 😎🇺🇸✨

This is all Trump’s mess.

I'm old enough to remember living in a time when the adults were in charge. Now we we're living in the Age of Ignorance & Dumbfuckery...

This is where I always get gas, or used to.

This is not just a “mean tweet.” This is a character assassination of an honorable public servant, a concept Trump will never understand, all to rewrite the history of Trump‘s own dishonor.

Too many people, including some news media, let the truth be trampled upon without thought for what is happening to us and our nation.

RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

Oil up by $12 a barrel in less than 12 hours.

Gas prices skyrocketing.

Almost 100,000 jobs lost last month.

Another war in the Middle East.

Are we great again yet?

All of our living presidents who still have a sense of decency gathered to honor Rev. Jesse Jackson.

Respect recognizes respect.

The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.

Senator Mullin on January 6th

It's only just begun.

“You’re a U.S. senator!”

Bernie stops Noem’s replacement from literally trying to fight someone👇🏽

This should go great

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

Think of how bad things must be for a Supreme Court Justice to feel he has to explain why it's a good idea to have laws enacted by legislators instead of decreed by wannabe dictators

Raskin to Bondi: "You're not showing a lot interest in the victims. Whether it's Epstein's human trafficking ring or the homicidal government violence against citizens in Minneapolis, as AG you're siding with the perpetrators and ignoring the victims."

No one can be watching this Davos speech and reach any conclusion but that the President of the United States is mentally disturbed and that something is deeply wrong with him. This is both embarrassing and extremely dangerous.

Week 1. We invaded Venezuela. We killed the ACA subsidies. We destroyed the Kennedy Center. We murdered a woman in cold blood over deportations. We threatened Greenland, now we are offering them $100,000 per person to allow us to take over their country.
First 7 days. Can we survive a year of this?

FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history.
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.

The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

Remember 48 hours ago when we had hope for a better 2026? Yeah that was nice (for a while). 🥹

#SoMuchForThat #AuthoritarianCreep

look, I may not agree with every decision our president makes, but he is our commander in chief and I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison

He needs to keep Jimmy Carter’s name out of his mouth.

Nothing says MAGA quite like pretending to promote no more wars whilst kidnapping a foreign leader and that foreign leader’s wife and bombing their country.

What the United States did in Venezuela is prohibited under international law, which bars the use of force as an instrument of national policy.