omething spooky is happening over on reddit.com/r/GoneWildAu...
A HUGE Halloween event drops October 31st, and I'm proud to be a part of it.
Posts by Talking Smut
I was going to say something lewd and flirty, but has anyone got some ice and maybe a slice of lemon? I now identify as a gin and tonic due to the heat.
NiteFlirt Announcement:
At the end of June I'm taking some time off NiteFlirt. I want to work on my marketing a bit, change my profile some...
so if you're on the fence about calling, you have two weekends to go before a hiatus.
Don't miss out.
When you reach a moment of your day when you can stop, and take stock, and you realise that what you really need is someone to have vigorous, even rough, sex with so you can empty your balls into some cheerfully willing cock sleeve.
According to this, you need spanking.
Is that true?
If so, why are you not already across my knees?
You know, if you're not treating yourself to my voice on Niteflirt, you're missing out.
I'd hate for you to miss out.
www.niteflirt.com/profile/Talk...
Meanwhile, in Gotham:
youtu.be/RcCbJhjg6lw?...
You know you want to indulge yourself.
You know you want me to wrap my voice around you and make you giggle, and sigh and moan.
Why the hesitancy?
It's that time again.
If you have been debating with yourself about calling me, make tonight the moment you treat yourself.
Profile Update
niteflirt.com/profile/Talk...
How do you earn me calling you a "Good Girl"?
I can't explain here (character limits), but I do conduct tutorials. Sometimes on Niteflirt. Sometimes via audioporn.
Links very much in pinned.
NiteFlirt Update: No Niteflirt tonight, no Niteflirt tomorrow night either. I'm only working Sunday this week. I need some time off.
There are times when I am indulgent, accommodating, eager to make you feel like a princess.
Today, you do as you are told.
What this situation calls for is some incredibly hot, so very naughty, audio porn that feels somehow directed only at you.
And I'm just the guy to make it!
What this situation calls for is a horny, some might say lewd, gesture. And it looks like it's up to me to make it:
Naked cuddles. My couch. Now. Who's with me?
Someone like you deserves to have me pin them to a bed, fingers inside you, while I tell you, in detail, why my fingers are all you deserve and list, point for point, what you need to do in order to deserve more.
Sign up here:
niteflirt.com/Talking%20Smut
and click the Chat Now button to start sexting with me right away!
This weekend, 10pm BST to 6am BST
Saturday and Sunday.
You know my voice from all the audios. Now you can have that voice on the other end of a phone, saying all the things you've always wanted to hear...
Let's talk NiteFlirt
Songwriters: Philip Anthony Campbell / Ian Fraser Kilmister / Michael Kiriakos Delaoglou
He was never on your side
God was never on your side
Let right or wrong alone decide
God was never on your side
Let the sword of reason shine
Let us be free of prayer and shrine
God's face is hidden, turned away
He never has a word to say
Happy Beltane! Cakes and ale for the gods, and cakes and ale for me too, please!
art by thedarkcartoon
certainly do have the Devil in me. Links in pinned for all the quality audio naughtyness
Let me tell you, folks, doing your grocery order to "Duel of the Fates" makes the whole process seem much more urgent and exciting.
Friday! At last!
Time to make some audio porn. This is going to be so much fun.
Also, quick poll: does Reddit deserve a new ramblefap from yours truly in the next two weeks?
The shocking truth is, the older I get the better I look.
Right now, I wouldn't exchange how I am for any of my younger selves...
...after all, I kept most of the important things from my youth. Including the insatiability.