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Me: Niners are about to kick off!

My son: IDGAF about the Niners!

Me: YOU NEED TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE NINERS! The Falcons are being frisky and fun right now, and they need to knock that shit off!

Inspirational words

Thursday vibes ✨

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I’d say right now…. there’s nothing worth coming here for. Like, at all!

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Right?!? I love the confidence I have in my 40s! If I had this in my 20s, I would have been dangerous….

Of course, all that life experience comes in handy with public speaking. It keeps us interesting and fun! 😜

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

TEXT ORDER: The Respondents shall file a letter on or before 9:30am on May 8. It shall list each instance, other than this one, in which federal officials have invoked 8 U.S.C. § 1227(a)(4)(C) to seek the removal or deportation of a person from the United States. As to each case, the United States shall include (a) a description of the underlying facts of the case, and (b) a copy of the Secretary of State's determination as to the case, whether reflected in a memorandum, in a letter to the Attorney General or the Secretary of Homeland Security, or in some other form. In addition, the Respondents shall file a letter on or before noon on May 8. It shall list each instance, other than this one, in which federal officials have invoked a predecessor statute to 8 U.S.C. § 1227(a)(4)(C) to seek the removal or deportation of a person from the United States. As to each case, the United States shall include (a) a description of the underlying facts of the case, and (b) a copy of the Secretary of State's determination as to the case, whether reflected in a memorandum, in a letter to the Attorney General or the Secretary of Homeland Security, or in some other form. For the purposes of the second May & letter, the Respondents shall focus only on the period from 1975 to the present. The text of all asserted predecessor statutes shall be included in the letter. The relevant predecessor statutes shall include the statute invoked by the United States in the Massieu case; that statute was then at 8 U.S.C. 1251(a)(4)(C)(). So Ordered by Judge Michael E. Farbiarz on 5/7/2025. (ro, ) (Entered: 05/07/2025)

NEW: In the Mahmoud Khalil case, Judge Farbiarz orders the government to give him a COMPLETE LIST of every time since 1975 it has invoked the secretary of state's power to deport someone for foreign-policy reasons—including a description of each case's facts and a copy of the official determination.

I cannot wait!

I am not, but would 100% break my plans just to hang out with Boksil.

So where we going? Out for afternoon cocktails? 🍸

Horse phobia?!? No!!! We must get you over this! They are giant field puppies! So sweet! 🥰

I do. I feel it in my weary bones every damn day. But we persevere.

Tariffs are taxation without representation. We wrote a whole Declaration of Independence about it. Threw tea in the harbor and everything.

Horses are giant puppies and you can’t convince me otherwise!

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Because nobody hears us when we talk. We are literally the EXPERTS in human behavior, and all the people can do is say “We don’t know how we got here!”

GURL…. the way my blood boils!

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The best kind of snoot I want starting my day, honestly….

Showing kids STAR WARS is a great way to teach them the dangers of a government that’s run by a gross bully and his army of white morons

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We’ve written dozens of books, countless papers in journals, and held symposiums and conferences across the country discussing his deteriorating mental status and intractable dangerousness over the last DECADE!

And yet…

Literally! Dumbass Don is playing Connect Four and eating the pieces…. 😩

Whoa 🤯

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Mental health experts have literally been SCREAMING about this for damn near a decade now. Since he campaigned in 2015. There have been thousands of papers and literal books written on this very subject for DECADES!

But nobody, and I mean NOBODY with any influence has listened.

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What in the….

Sounds like you’re doing something right too!

Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am.

#IncompetentKrasnov

Does he not realize that he was President before?

Vaccine data

It’s literally one of the safest, most effective, well-researched vaccines on the market. It’s responsible for eradicating measles in our country, and in other countries worldwide. And yet….. there’s this asshole!

I ate a hard boiled egg today, like who even am I?!? What position in society do I even hold??? I was questioning a lot about my life!

Agreed! I don’t know why one would microwave water when a kettle is right there!

I paid $7 for a dozen eggs today, and they were on a store special sale. Normal price for those same dozen eggs was $10.99, but today’s sale was $6.99. I bought 2 dozen (store limit), because it was cheaper than buying 18 eggs for $15.99. #Murica

That feels right….

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My daughter thinks I make a perfect cup of tea, and maybe it’s just because she’s currently sick but it has me feeling some kind of way. 🥰✨

And no, I do not microwave my tea water. I have a kettle. We are not savages. (Although I cannot speak for my husband, who still microwaves tea. Like WTF?!? )