inspire me tonight?
divine inspiration tonight Muse?👀
inspiration tonight?

fishmonger-core

you would love your partner if they were a worm. i ~am~ a worm. we are not the same

it's a romp about the glade kinda day

addressing my students as "chat"

everyone shut up i'm reading

I love it when the busses are late every day ^_^ yippee yay

played at a house show - asked if they wanted a sufjan cover and someone just yelled out "yeah we're all gay"

we were not meant to "send email"

a kid today touched my forehead and told me i have a unibrow it's so over

the kids at my elementary get really scared when the jets fly over :( so ridiculous

we do a little writing

I'm currently...
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🏔️ Being hunted for sport in the Adirondack Mountains

fyi i'm not a "crystal girl" im a wizard of the earthen domain

bro really let his lackadaisical approach to life get usurped by the cold reality of adulthood 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

pigeon forge is iconic majestic and beautiful, the city of strip malls

it's his first day of school wish him good luck 🥰

rowan updates

my grand vizier has told me it is Nap time

repeatedly interrupting at book club to remind everyone that i could have "kicked that whale's ass"

giant dandelion

sorry my schedule is full today

burrowing into a wheel of parmesan cheese and making the network of tunnels and caves my home

my haters won't stop firing their cannons directly at my exposed broadside :(

my friends and i like to hunt each other with javelins

this is where i live

google how to get gnomes out of apartment?

anti gnome spray

big mallet cheap

what is gnome weaknesses

funny Horse fails

i'm cautiously eating berries from the palm of your hand