Ohhhhhh!! Charlie Boo!!
Hope you’re ok. 🩵 I’m thinking about you.

🚨🚨🚨Pals, I'm at a Pawmergency Vet wif Mama cuz my tail got hurt supa bad!😭
Da wind blew da outside apartment door outta Mama's hand and it slammed on my tail!😳
So much blood!🤮 Mama bandaged it best as she could!
🙏& Paws In needed!!💕Pupdate later!
RETWEET🙏💖🐶
#dogsofbluesky #ZSHQ

Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

an average of just under 35 percent approval. oof.

I once heard a friend say that he didn't believe a woman should be President because we're too emotional. Name ONE woman who has ever gone on a shooting rampage out of anger.

For someone who said…

“Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?”

Why is he still talking about the 2020 election?!

Asking for a friend

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats. 

Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.

A picture of Frankie dog laying on my bed with me petting her ear.

Frankie says good morning, sleepy morning.

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This doggo was adopted at the age of 18, after 17 years of living in a shelter, to at least experience the warmth and love of a family. And now, he just turned 21! Happy birthday, baby! ♥️

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Morning run on the beach! 🐾⛱️
#DogsOfBlueSky

Ever wonder what it would be like to have a demented sociopath as President? Well now you know.

Then what is the point of him being AG? Oh, right...protecting Trump. Never mind.

An adorable cream dachshund showing his belly on my lap.

NO CANCER!!!! Normal ultrasound. Thank you dog prayer/good vibe people!!! I love you!! 💞

There’s something mentally wrong with the President of the United States.

Settee down everyone, it's not that funny

For my own wellbeing, sometimes it's best to completely ignore harsh reality & focus exclusively on one or all of our 3 pets.

In this case it's our youngest, Trixie (a/k/a Bat-Mite, a/k/a Spawn of Satan), who I love dearly. ♥️ 🐶

(also: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files)

Banjo's current mood: Watching
#pug

Two dogs sit in the grassy lawn of a front yard in front of a sign. While partially obstructed by one dog, the sign reads vote for: women’s rights, social justice, environmental protection. The dogs stoic expressions give the viewer the feeling that they are being mildly threatened.

Two dogs sit in the grass of a front lawn in front of a sign. The signs background is yellow and it has a eye in the center. Text below it reads “whatever you allow your government to do to others, they will eventually do to you.”

And we walked over to another neighborhood that has some cool signs in their yards. As dogs we try to avoid pawlitics, but I don’t know how anyone could argue with this.
#DogsOfBluesky

Two dogs lay in a big grassy field paw outstretched towards the camera. The dog on the left is Rory, a medium size, red and white dog with light blue eyes. On the right is Finley a light brown dog with darker brown markings and a reddish nose. Finley is wearing a gray sweat sweatshirt. Both dogs have a rather on a unamused expression on their faces

Happy Monday, today was sunny ☀️ but cold! The humom closed all the windows in our house yesterday in Finley wore a sweatshirt again for walkies. We even covered one of the plants we put in the ground over the weekend in preparation for it to get very cold tonight 🧵
#DogsOfBluesky

Watching TV with dad! Time for FBI!

A tri-colored smooth collie dog puts his nose on an apple I have on my lap. The angle of the image makes his long nose look even longer than usual.

This one ate a whole stick of butter.

#dog #oops 🧈🐕

a black and white dog are looking at each other . ALT: a black and white dog are looking at each other .

🩵

Thank you!! 😊

Hey I forgot to go on this app for like a month. My dog ran away for a few days but she came back.

They always do. Sick bastards.

GOP: Grand Old Pedophiles.

RFK jr is probably the one on the Epstein list involved in cannibalism. He probably thinks eating kids will slow down aging as an adult

Birthday boy is free!
Time for ball.
Gimli(he/him)
#corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky

Shoutout to The Atlantic reporters for publishing these massive scoops instead of waiting years to put them in a book.