Hux is relying on the traps to either tire Kylo out, or detain him long enough for him to get a few hours of peaceful sleep, uninterrupted by eldritch zoomies.

Eldritch horror Kylo thinks this is a fun game they play, where he has to navigate increasingly cool obstacles in order to snuggle up with Hux in his bed.

Says Phasma to the inquiry board.

He was Unprepared for the full force of Ben's attraction

AND I WILL NEVER LEARN

He subscribes to the 'mythbusters' school of scientific inquiry.

Gotta limber up before causing mischief.

BIG STRETCH!!! 🥰

He did not tell Hux about this in advance, and perfectly good boner was lost to incredulous laughter.

Because he's WRONG. His opinions are bad and he should feel bad.

Went to put the ring on his finger.

Called him 'my precious'.

Hux slapped him.

Security guard Kylo will henceforth never refer to Hux as anything except 'Mr. Smeagol'

"What are they going to do, NOT give it to me?"

God of Coffee?

Only useful thing she's ever done, thinks Kylo resentfully. (He's lying to himself, there's no way he could have abandoned Hux's cat, and the face of surprise and relief on Hux's face when they open the pod and he sees Millie makes all the scratches worthwhile)

Depending on their fantasy races they might have darkvision?

'Colin' and 'Bill' defo sound like the aliases Hux and Kylo would choose if they were exiled to earth.

What I have learned dealing with minor skin issues that don't really warrant a doctor's attention is that nothing you can just BUY is going to do anything. You need a prescription 😑 Very glad the foam is working for you already!

Hux is so tired of Kylo's antics...

Rey, watching the footage: How does a FOX communicate so much disappointment in you?

Better get the Peter Rabbit crew to help!

Kylo knows better than to leave Hux unsupervised when he's a bit buzzed, but Hux does have a habit of wandering off without notice.

Trudgen, clapping: Oooh, can't wait to find out who it'll be!

He can't see a pile of peacefully sleeping Knights and NOT squawk at them. What kind of message would that send???

IT'S A BEAVER BALL!!!!

You had me at 'beaver disco'

Kylo's grasp of battle tactics is surprisingly solid, but his understanding of logistics and supply chain management is non-existent.

The TENSE PAUSE as both their minds race, trying to decide what to do. Should Hux grab the rest of food and snarl? Should Kylo flip the table and draw his saber? HOW DO THEY FIX THIS ONE DOMESTIC BLIP?!?!

YES. It could even have made having Palpatine as the big bad more interesting!

Kylo would absolutely attempt to eat a raw potato and yowl when interrupted.