Always make sure to make your jocks balloon when they reach university π·ππ
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πΆEating as much as an elephant eatsπΆ
He thought making fun of the Balloon God was harmless, now he canβt see his toes! πππ«£
In just two years this jock ate himself into a balloon, why donβt we try blimp next? ππ·π
Pop goes the piggy π·π
Get you some friends who appreciate how round you are getting! ππ·
Weighing around 225 pounds now, how about we make it 250 before summer π·π
Keep forgetting 85 pounds really makes you look different
March 2024 - March 2026; think Iβve picked up the fork way too much! π€£π·
Blowing up like a balloon, fancy me a tad rounder? πππ
Got called a βfat Duncan the Tallβ today so I call that an achievement in itself π·ππ
Make this ex-jock waddle in public for being so greedy ππ·π
University certainly expands horizons ππ·
New jeans already close to popping open! π π·
π΅What do you get when you guzzle down sweetsπ΅
Could be two different people now π·π«£π
Just blowing up like a balloon! πππ·
New update, canβt fit in instagram frames fully anymore so thatβs fun! π·ππ
Life has been good and fattening! π·ππ
From my undergrad graduation, canβt seem to fit in any of the clothes anymoreβ¦ππ·
From jock to round boy πππ³
Letβs make 2026 the biggest yet! ππ·π
Appropriate gym attire wouldnβt you say? π·π
January-December, Happy New Year from the blimp of England π·π³π
This is the body of a 23 year old who wants to become the size of a blimp, anyone want to lend a hand? π·ππ
Only takes a few Christmasβ to proper balloon! π·π³π€£
20 vs 22, I donβt see any difference! π«π»π³π·
Couldnβt move much after this, good study method!
Need to be at least triple the size π³π·π