and if the goblins can't keep track of the paperwork and keep losing count? well, i'm sure it'll be fine~

fatebound: there are zero viable paths to NOT wind up as sexual relief aid for a tribe of smelly goblins who will rape you every waking and sleeping hour of your entire life. hope you don't mind that fatebound confers true immortality~

i love the sort of woman who's, like, a natural TEN roll away from being a paizuri relief toy for an entire goblin encampment.

i'd donate towards NOT letting you get abortion pills. let your brain boil up in pregnancy hormones, until you forget these delusions of being a "man" and completely accept your place as a breeding sow~ 🥰

(she accidentally threw her ball into your back yard.)

marriage to cock >>>>>>>>

i can help make your brain good if you invite me to be normal in your bed 😊

this is how i learned there's a new mario movie.

you should do a version with rimzuri, too. 🥰

gathering a harem of cute, kinky girls (they don't know that i'm using them to have a group to play dnd with).

*and continues punching you in the stomach.

i'm jealous of the boxing glove rn 😖

you're correct, it IS hot, especially if it's like "how could you knock anyone up with these tiny, useless balls??" while slapping the bottom's balls with their cock. the bottom is blushing while getting their virility mocked, and they're confused and so, SO horny.

chivalry will NEVER die until i stop fucking women in the ass while they cry and claw at the ground to try to escape 😤😤

you probably feel crazy about it because you aren't getting your ass spread apart and slamfucked by men irl enough.

i will graciously volunteer to fix this state of events for you 😌

bullying cute things that are small and stupid by smacking them around with my fat hog is like my number one passtime! 😊

don't you mean HER car :?

breastfeeding 👍

i love collecting blackmail on girls <3

i need to make a girl french kiss my asshole for 12 hours straight until she's drunk on my ass sweat like a bitch in heat, so it sounds like we're a perfect match !

well... looks down at your ass... maybe i can make an exception just this once... but i'll have to be extra mean and abusive to make up for it... hope you don't mind not having a safe word~

you should post more pictures of your butt so i can compliment you more, so you'll want to post more pictures of your butt, so i can complement you more, do you'll want to post more pictures of your butt, so i can-

REALLLLLL

is it nice if i say i wanna pin you down, rip those off, and go to fucking town until you're babbling incoherently?

i'll come be normal in you and your wife's bed <3

sorry! i would, but i can only kiss girls so hard their lips get swollen and their faces turn bright red and they pass out from drinking too much of my spit and then wake up with their face jammed in my sweaty ass if they DON'T want it :/

love the queen of hearts barcode. it helps get her returned to her white male owner if she ever "gets lost~"

is there anything more beautiful than a woman who achieves resplendent self-actualization and understanding of who she's meant to be when she sees another woman's hands, another woman's voice, another woman's presence claw deep into the soul of the person she loves and laying undeniable claim to it

"being cumstuffed is no excuse for being bad," i say, having once again deliberately engineered the situation to make you lose for my own amusement.

you feel like you didn't give a good enough demonstration of why you like the game, so you invite me back again.

same thing happens~ <3

HOT. even better if we actually play the game after i finish dumping my cum down your throat the 5th time. friends gotta be gaming 😤

i try telling my guy friends this all the time! but they never listen to me, so i have to brainwash them with my musk and forcefem them into women i can disrespect. she'll be useful for SOMETHING in her new role as girlmeat throatsleeve fuckhole