Olly shite mate, I forgot about this

Villa Mella YouTube video by Caonabo - Topic

I got bored and made a song: music.youtube.com/watch?v=-Drp...

More photos to post?

😂 I love you Scott

Crawling up from hell to start my day. [i shot this in July of 2015]

Oh man, I did shave my head at some point last year. Halfway through breakfast, hadn’t even finished my coffee.

“I am you, and what I see is me.”

April 2024

Welp, so where do we start? How we doing? What a thing, what a situash. Sucks that one single company has so strongly monopolized social media. I wanna post photos in an organized way if I’m going to migrate my conceptual stuff. Any recommendations?

I have an easy trick to get rid of family you don’t really like; pretend you adore Satan, sacrifice a virgin or two, maybe a goat while you’re at it. Drink the blood of a chicken. And then poof, never to hear from them again. True story.

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with the words " don 't care " above him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with the words " don 't care " above him

Growing up, to not call it getting old, is actually one of the best things to happen. Go ahead and give all your fucks in your teens and 20s, once you reach 30 you don’t really care for much. And I hear that by 40 you don’t have a single flying fuck to give.

Hey, hi, hello

I’m going to start offering free hot sauce for a year if you, oh no, the aliens are abducting me, they have food and drinks and good stuff, ahhhhh

So what is this place? Are we using it to drop thoughts like twitter used to be? Que lo que?

Dude, the year I’ve had. Every day is a surprise

Clearly a dad, I was in my 20s when we went through the paperwork. But you called me sexy so I’ll forgive you daddy 🫶🏼 you’re also the coolest dad in the Sauce business and I’m lucky to call you my dog.

Dude, what?! Are we back?! This feels like when twitter used to be twitter and life was at least okay!