I found two packs of king oyster mushrooms on sale and fried them off with garlic, cream and herbs.

When you get canceled by perverted liberals is that neutron degeneracy pressure? #PhysicsJokes

Apples are just the pears less sophisticated cousin. Fight me.

Pears are such an amazing native fruit, absolutely love them. Always enlightened to have some.

Not apples though! After eating 5kg bags of apples for 1.50€ when in season for months on end when I was a broke student, I'm still very much fed up with then.

Just opend the 3rd 750ml bottle of Siracha Blackout in about 2 months. Capsaicin addiction is getting expensive...

Bluesky is getting to big for the boy that RTs indi game hashtags… my whole timeline is full of nothing else :/

Bank versucht mich zu erreichen. Diesmal sogar mit Voicemail 😦. Very sus 🤔

#LinuxJokes Owning the libs

sudo chown -R $USER /usr/lib

Using up 64GB RAM and 24GB VRAM to read Chuck Norris jokes at 2 AM

Okra should be more popular in Europe. Driving 45 minutes one way to an ethnic import store just to buy vegetables is always such a hassle...

Trying a new okra recipe. Turkish Bamya. A tomato-okra stew (with a shit ton of chili and garlic) with flatbread and yogurt. Tastes amazing and was rly easy to make! Vegetarian (vegan without the yogurt).

dwight schrute is wearing glasses and a suit and tie . ALT: dwight schrute is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .

The moment when you need to print 3 pages and there are exactly 3 pages of paper left in the paper tray

Desert Parallax #pixelart #gamedev #gameassets #16bits

I acknowledge PowerShell is a HUGE improvement to cmd.exe, but still every time I need to work with it it does nothing but piss me off... but at least not as much as cmd.exe

I just learned that Maiglöckchen in English is lilies of the valley in English and I think that’s adorable

MAGA supports figuring out, on camera, that Obamacare is the same thing as the Affordable Care Act. Many such cases. Many funny faces.

Verbotspartei CDU schlägt mal wieder zu... Wo soll ich jetzt als Privatperson Lachgas-Kartuschen für den Sahne-Sprüher kaufen? Metro Karte bekomme ich keine.

Frühschoppen (morning get-together) of the Jewish Cologne Carneval Society “Kölsche Kippa Köpp e.V.”

We have arrived at a timeline where the UK, France, and Germany are forced to work together to protect a sovereign state from an American invasion. What a time to be alive.

The worst thing about the current tech market situation is, that as a developer, I can't make jokes about RAM being cheap anymore...

Today I learned that when I log registry changes by an Installer on Windows XP and transfer them to a WoW64 Windows, the paths change.

Komm wir tanzen zusammen im Wasserwerferregen 🎶

For the Americans: yes the non-profit throwing this party was founded 1883

Carnival Party "Nümaats Wiever" in Cologne

a cartoon character says hi in a dark room ALT: a cartoon character says hi in a dark room

@zurret.de

oha!

Noted

#facepalm... ok well... you're not wrong...

I should not have looked up new calculators....