This is how high I’m tryin to get

A boy and his birthday month 🫶

My doctor dangles me by my feet from the ceiling and kind of wiggles me around. He does this in a room that has a painting of Goku on the wall.

This is real btw.

ICE does this every night.

Saying “fuck” at the podium is the extent of what he’s gonna do. lol

We need to rip this guy apart in some sort of Hellraiser style punishment.

Listen, the mayor of Minneapolis literally said the F bomb at the podium, what else do you want?!

Well, okay

Look at her feet. Disgusting!

Max Scherzer showing every other 40 year old that we still got it. We are still relevant, our hair is actually thicker than ever before.

#AmericanCenturyofHumiliation

“Hey boss, I posted that side by side that shows how shitty and fat Kershaw has gotten”

“Great, thanks-wait, what?”

If you’re about to have sex on a penis tonight, a fun thing you could say is “tonight I’m gonna mash your monster” and then, like, stick it in?

I’ve been outside.

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My bitch told me she wanted to lose some weight so I made her weightless

It’s funny to send your wife to space.

Enjoy

Don’t care. Still hate it

It’s so fucking sick that the only legal response to seeing photos and videos of hundreds of mangled Palestinian kids slaughtered by the IOF is to bow deeply and say “incredible shot, you’re so brave, also you invented hummus”

Hate my country

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James jumping out of the way like when they showed people that train movie in the 1910’s.