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Posts by 🐐 Asriel 🌻

* Sounds like it..

( Taking that handshake, a light sigh escapes him. Whether of relief or worry, it’s hard to tell. )

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* Screw it, I’ll take that for a test drive at some point.

* And if it does end up being murder, eh. Nothin’ I’m not used to.

( Shrug. )

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* No offense, but can I assume a cartoon character as an alarm clock would be somewhat...

* ...painful? To someone who isn’t a cartoon?

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* I’m shocked no one tried to wake me up. Either that, or I slept through their attempts.

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* Great, gotta deal with a bunch of weird clones and I don’t have the energy to deal with them.

( Attempting to scare the Homers off, he’d light a flame with his finger. )

* Ooohh, I can summon fire, best stay away from me.

( He’s bluffing, though hoping the clones buy said bluff. )

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* Slept too long. Way too long.

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* ...huh.

* Is this gonna become a whole fight scene between me and all these.. guys?

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( With little patience, he fires a magic shot of magic vines at Homer’s legs, wrapping itself around them. )

* Wrong guy, sorry.

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* Man I don’t have time to deal with this.

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* Let’s just say that I’ve screwed up my sleep schedule.

* Simplest way I can describe it.

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|| yeah

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|| never using the discover tab again i saw a huge fuvkin ass on my tl

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* You said it. God, man.

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* Double down

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* Sh🐩t.

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* How long was I out for

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|| i oughta start actually writing togore and azzy again

im just gonna say togore won the battle he’s goin through atm

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* ...son of a—

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( Shrug. )

* Mmnmnm.

* Someone.

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* I have the sudden urge that someone in my family is being slandered.

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* O

* Oh okay

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* There are SO MANY DEFINITIONS of freak, for all I know, you’re talking about the SEXY KIND.

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* You’re confusing me now.

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* ?

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* You’re gonna have to specify, there’s a million definitions to freak.

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* What the hell is Freak Friday

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* i don’t think your mom jokes are that appropriate against me

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|| just remembered that both of azzy’s va’s are trans women

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