Lisa simpson in front of a glass case of THE BOARD OF CANADA

Almost made this mistake, choose bluey instead

did you ever hear the tragedy of MOON CHILD the WOAH OH OH OH?

It’s the start of a new and excitingly drinkable space beer

brb spending 4k on a carpet, just to be a dog in your apartment 🐾💙

🐾: @ceresgalax.com
📸: @justdragony.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday

#HugOps

Noooooooooooooooo not ferrets

Update: It appears these two apps are racing each other to the bottom

You can tell we’re living in a tech hellscape when the bsky app is more stable than the YouTube app

Monty is living in a post-banging-out-the-tunes world

Lots of bangers on newgrounds audio portal ngl

yumby

Ceres in front of LVFC balloon letters

See y’all soon!!
📸 @flatfuck.bsky.social

Probably!!

This is no lie. This show is going to be ridiculously epic. You should be there. I dare you. That's right; you've been dared, so now you have to go!!

An iced mocha with a coffee ice cube shaped like a pistol.

Not quite what I meant by “a shot of espresso”

Your computer is worthless if it isn’t a DJ

Vordle

A delectable bone dinner is served to waiting guests

Trip doing a business at the computer while Relaxing Dragon peaks over to bother him as he's working hard to fill out his TPS report

Trip is relaxing in bed and suddenly has unexpected guests: Ten and Akras!

Trip gets excited posing in a dog bed hoping that you'll buy it for him

IKEA day today was absolutely fantastic.

It was coordinated by @flatfuck.bsky.social obtaining with permission from the staff and we had 2 IKEA employee escorts with us. We were there like 3 hours 🤯

📸 @rfoxtail.bsky.social
#IKEAEmeryville

time to buy all of the LIVLIG

A row of fursuits carrying small IKEA shopping baskets on wheels are arranged in a row down a showroom floor of an IKEA. Taken with permission of the Emeryville IKEA staff. Do not attempt without prior approval.

PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS ON A CLOSED COURSE. DO NOT ATTEMPT.

@flatfuck.bsky.social @ceresgalax.com @Bandito.??? @relaxingdragon.bsky.social @pulsarfolf.bsky.social @tripecollie.bsky.social @thalcreates.bsky.social @sergal.top @nyxify.com @akras.bsky.social

(Taken with permission from Emeryville IKEA.)

edited Heathcliff cartoon. Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written. From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."

Oh no did I just common every engagement bot with these keywords

I love how their algorithm changed over the last year to show these random no-view videos in your feed every so often. Reminds me of the good old days of YouTube in a good kinda way.

B2B = butt 2 butt
SaaS = Sucking and anal #Swag
CRM = not an acronym, just a typo of another word.

B2B SaaS turned my son gay

They’re doing this to me next tuesday!

How dare you disturb the prized Cheeto-dust shoe

Cookie is free from ukie on behalf of graceware. Ukie is cappy but bustle is grom. Cookieware escaped GHFV and gibble prison. The darkness of groopie has been vanquished.

Big day for @classicsofgame.bsky.social