Hahahaha

LEAF BLOWER MAN Hobby? Obsession? Listen to him all day and try to figure it out!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It’s never too late to start masking — at least on public transit, the doctor’s office/hospitals, and other high-transmission-risk places. Be like my kids: eat that popcorn after the movie!

Hopeful news...

the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

Yeah, like I would prefer to see them in their native homeland instead, but they’re fucking cool little guys

The giant checkout screens at Michael’s make me feel like an orangutan learning language

Hi, I'm one of the artists who left twitter because it steals our work with no opt-out. I'm also a book author plaintiff in a case against an ai company. Nobody likes ai except tech ppl in tech central. The majority of Americans do not like ai. The majority of Bluesky users do not like ai.

Sad to hear that diplo is a weenie

Rogi is so annoyed rn

I guess if you didn’t know what it means it is kinda pretty 😂

the most evil guy in the country wants to feed everything you've ever done into a machine that replicates you so he can eliminate you, and some people still walk around saying "well, there ARE some uses for this technology"

They used to nest in my fenced yard full of two dogs worth of predator pee. Bunnies are dumb, sigh.

It’s nice outside and there are so many tasks inside that I’m just sitting here roasting in stasis

Pet peeve: “an intern is having a really bad day” about a social media situation. For several years sm has been very important for companies, interns aren’t doing it! Just saw someone say it about the company I worked for—the sm guy got paid more than I did & of course his position didn’t get cut!

Trying to buy a printer for art prints and every printer in the world has passionate, passionate haters because every printer is evil.

Rogi has somehow landed on a 4am pee break schedule and I am OVER IT

I MISSED MY WORDLE STARTER DAY AGAIN 😭😭😭😭

Girl dang!

I would take some careful measurements and then re-check every week- if it doesn’t change or goes down, maybe she’s just got a lovely Roman nose

The main topic for today should be how none of our representatives or senators stood up for us or tried to do literally anything to help us yesterday. They were okay to have us all at the brink of nuclear war and had nothing to say about it. On one of our darkest days, they abandoned us.

Impeach the motherfucker already

A loose digital painting of magnolia blossoms on a branch. They are against a rectangle of sky blue that is itself outlined in a blotty, splattery darker blue outline. Some yellow scripty lettering in the top left corner of the blue reds ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

I always thought lapine was to rabbits what canine is to dogs but apparently that’s just a word Richard Adams made up for rabbit language?!?!

Imma use it anyway.

(except in this scenario I do eat the mouse)

My sweet gym bro bf brought me a chocolate protein shake which kinda has the same energy as a cat leaving a mouse on your bed

Intro and prologue are two completely different things, I am screaming

Very uncomfortable with this news. It should look like viagra

not sure what iggy pop meant but when i say i wanna be your dog i mean wrap everything unpleasant in cheese before i have to swallow it

sending this to the Tony I'm dating right now lol