Donald Trump's approval rating as of April 21, 1026 is 36%.
Apparently 21% of Americans are functionally illiterate, so I understand.
But what the fuck is wrong with the other 15% of those MFs?
What's their excuse?
Trump lies about everything, but have you ever noticed that he never talks about his aSsAsSiNaTiOn AtTeMpT?
That's supposed to be true.
Trump doesn't talk about it, why not?
You would think that he would constantly scream "THE DEMS TRIED TO KILL ME!!!"
Trump doesn't say shit.
Weird.
I never understood why Trump and Pope Leo had issues.
They have a lot in common; both of their organizations cover up for ped0ph1les. 🤷🏾♂️
To be fair, a dead doorknob would be better than Trump, but White Methuselah definitely steadied the ship, until he decided to try and stay in the 2024 race after saying that he would only serve one term.
Do y'all think that Kash Patel drinks D'usse?
Is that what has his eyes like this?
Pundits, PLEASE stop saying how great the US military is doing and how they've decimated Iran's Navy.
All that shit sounds good.
You want to impress me, open the Strait Of Hormuz.
No™ strings attached.
Iran is eating Trump's food, got him looking ridiculous to the entire world.
Man, I can't wait to not vote for
John James.
Naw,
1. Putin
2. Netanyahu
3. Puff,
4. Elon Musk or Andrew Tate
5. Kanye West
Iran is killing Trump with LEGO AI videos that have more truth in them than y'all's pReSiDeNt does.
I just searched for "TOP 5 MOST HATED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CURRENTLY". I didn't get the result I was looking for, but I realized something funnier.
1. Putin
2. Netanyahu
3. Puffy
4. Elon Musk / Andrew Tate
5. Kanye West
Sounds about right.
Netanyahu must have found it.
My train was held up because Spiderman was fighting the Hobgoblin on the tracks, but I took some cool pictures of it, Mr.Jameson.
My train was held up because Spiderman was fighting the Hobgoblin on the tracks, but I took some cool pictures of it, Mr.Jameson.
Sounds like it's open to me. 🤷🏾♂️
"Chat GPT, who are the most disliked people in the world?"
I think the concept of Worst Possible Sustainable Equilibrium (WPSE) is the closest I've come to some kind of grand theory of Trump.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrcu...
Wait...so Trump is claiming credit for reopening the Strait Of Hormuz?
The same Strait Of Hormuz that was already OPEN before he attacked Iran?
Well, only 168 little girls had to die for it.
Congrats.
Welp.
Christians elected the Antichrist.
When you get past the horror and the realization that this dolt is going to end the world,
that's fucking hilarious.
Dr. Jesus.
I wrote this 10 years ago.
Everybody calling Trump the "Antichrist" is late.
“Donald Trump is the Devil” — ironsidehex - AllHipHop share.google/52HCMOKv9oBQ...
Dr. J
The most ridiculous lies.
Fucking
Viktor Orban is a better person than Trump.
The authoritarian leader of Hungary is a better person than the American pReSiDeNt.
Let that sink in for a minute.
Iranians, most of us hate him too.
Now Trump is blocking a Strait that he wants to REOPEN because Iran closed it, but it was already OPEN before he attacked them for no™ reason?
Wait...let me get this straight...Iran is charging a toll for ships to come through Hormuz and Trump wanted to do it with them...Iran told the U.S. to fuck off...then Trump decided to block Iran's blockade?
So now the Strait Of Hormuz is double blocked?
Wasn't he trying to REOPEN the Strait?
Kkkandace Owens is the Jada Pinkett to Charlie Kkkirk's Tupac.
Well, the current administration has a bunch of goofy shit going on, but at least they didn't hire a heroin addict to be the Secretary Of Health who brought measles back.
O...wait.
Exactamundo.
