But Chewbacca, if you're back here, who's driving this thing?

Another subplot to watch is that Amy Andrews is currently in a six-way tie as WSL2's leading scorer - level on eight goals with Lily Crosthwaite, Lexi Lloyd-Smith, Rio Hardy, Abbie Larkin and Beth Hepple. It's been an excellent first season with the Blades.

MD19: Late Southampton flurry downs United A pair of Amy Andrews goals isn't enough as United suffer late on in a 5-2 loss at Southampton

Match day for United Women as they head to Ipswich this evening. I previewed the game here - there's still a little bit at stake for the Blades, and a lot on the line for Ipswich: womenofsteel.substack.com/p/md19-late-...

If my phone and watch are so smart then why don’t they stop me from doing stupid shit?

About £50?

found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

Easiest pre-order ever! Can’t wait!

It'd be like me putting out a novel that relied on readers being familiar with a news story I wrote for the Goole Courier 20 years ago

Just do a cold open, Joe, ffs

I mean... this doesn't sound like good storytelling, Joe

Sheffield United would never

😍😍

Walking into work after holiday like

Walking into work after holiday like

Tommy Shelby is THE MAN.

“I’ll just have an early night” - me, before binge-watching half a season of The Sopranos (again).

How Does the Summer of 2026 Look?! And United Win.. Again GW43 - DEMELONBOYS 0 - 2 DEMBLADES

The quickest of Watford recaps and a look at the summer as to what United might need! It's going to be busy and hopefully busier than last summer. I have very little inside info and am just guessing on players

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Bumper sticker: the fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist

This remains a philosophical account

You’re welcome 😎

a man in a brown jacket stands in front of a brick wall with a netflix logo in the corner ALT: a man in a brown jacket stands in front of a brick wall with a netflix logo in the corner

“You can’t say that.”

Look what happened to Gervais though. In a few years you'll be doing vlogs about your fictional dead wife whilst spending every day trying to shock people like a teenager

I don't like this

I think it’s time mate. The Office (UK) only had two seasons, and I would rank my blog at least four levels below that.

Very apt attire today.

Watford. After a long-overdue win against Hull the previous week, but with the season still all but over for us and the play-offs now firmly in Goodbye Yellow Brick Road territory, I was still looking forward ...

Victory at The Vic. Lovely stuff.

Watford (a).
#bskyblades

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It was a LOUD away end today mate!

Scenes like this make a six-hour, 300-mile round trip completely fucking worth it. #bskyblades

Thanks mate!

I’ve got a nosebleed…

You absolutely called it mate. Lovely result!

Yeah, it was a pretty decent away end today! ⚔️

Professional job once we went 0-2 up, and there’s not many times this season I’ve had to say that.

Great win. #bskyblades

Match 53. Watford v Sheffield United. #bskyblades

At best! Thanks mate! ⚔️